"On your way to work, driving safely within the speed limit, using your turn signals, in a vehicle with all legal protection devices and completely up to code, a dump truck runs through the railing of the highway above you and crashes atop your car. You immediately die... you and the 15 people driving near you. Your life is over. Hope your family had funeral insurance."
"after keeping your weight within healthy limits, eating healthily, exercising daily, avoiding red meat, and drinking alcohol sparingly, a weak blood vessel you knew nothing about explodes in your head, killing you instantly.Thanks for playing."
"After living a good life, helping your fellow man, sacrificing for those you love, and being an epitome of goodness, beloved by everyone who knew you, despite your best efforts to find the truth and follow it, you die and find that you are burning in hell because you didn't happen to hold the right beliefs. Nice try. Too bad reincarnation is not real and there will be no end to your torment. But at least you'll have good company, being near Ghandi and Mother Teresa in the Eternal Fire."