Might as well post this now. I went to the Canada vs AB's game and HOLY SHIT did we get good seats. We were right under the coaches' box and the rest of the team were RIGHT next to us! Cory Jane was literally 3 seats to my right, next to Nonu. Behind them sat Afoa, Kahui and gasp... Richie McCaw. So starstruck.
Chimera of Filth
A gruesome beast with dripping flesh
Clings to me as a sick fixture
My throbbing heart it gnawed apart
It stalks and hunts me through mirrors
Some of you may have seen the many Piri Weepu memes floating around, like this one:
Now it seems he has basically become the NZ Chuck Norris. I've seen these sayings around and they're know as the "Piri Weepu effect". Here's some of the better ones:
Piri Weepu destroyed the periodic table because Piri Weepu only recognises the element of surprise.
Piri Weepu can touch MC Hammer.
Piri Weepu can divide by zero.
Some people wear Superman pyjamas. Superman wears Piri Weepu pyjamas.
Piri Weepu once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.
It takes Piri Weepu 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Piri Weepu CAN believe it's not butter.
If you spell Piri Weepu in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Piri Weepu can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Piri Weepu can slam a revolving door.
Piri Weepu played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Piri Weepu doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Piri Weepu could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Piri Weepu uses a night light. Not because Piri Weepu is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Piri Weepu.
Piri Weepu is the reason why Wally is hiding.
Google won't search for Piri Weepu because it knows you don't find Piri Weepu, he finds you.
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs. Piri Weepu. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
Piri Weepu counted to infinity - twice.
When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Piri Weepu.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Piri Weepu. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
INFP 4w5 so/sp
I've dreamt in my life dreams that have stayed with me ever after, and changed my ideas;
they've gone through and through me, like wine through water, and altered the colour of my mind.
- Emily Bronte