You mean that not one of you would want the series of some person explaining how to survive? Myopic or what!
Anyhew to fit in with the "in" crowd...
Buffy (that should fill up a year or so)
The X Files (it may even finally make sense)
Space: Above and Beyond (I think I missed some and it's been ages)
I would have put Due South but I think I've seen them all now.