Walter : This isn't nam, this is bowling. There are rules.
or (not quoted word for word)
Dude : My briefcase was also in the car
Officer : And what was inside the briefcase?
Dude : OH, well, you know, uh.. My papers, business papers...
Officer : And what do you do?
Dude : I'm unemployed.
Brilliant movie. Definately in my top five.