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    I invite one and all to drop some rhymes. Posted this originally at INTJ forum, but they weren't really feeling it. Maybe y'all might holla something back. Should have known INTJs wouldn't be down for it.


    Ode to an INTJ

    My name is Chimp
    Chigga Primate for life
    kicking rhymes to the INT
    Js tryin to start some strife
    Ya think ya know subtlety
    but can't handle this mic

    if ya don't know by now
    readin Atlas Shrugged
    won't show ya how

    Ya think ya the shit
    with buck-eighty IQs
    but I got somethin for ya
    and your silly ass ruse

    everything with ya Js, gotta be win or lose
    take a pill, a chill and some strong ass booze

    everything with ya Js, gotta be win or lose
    take a pill, a chill and some strong ass booze

    or I'll have ta drop yo silly ass
    like Hitler gassed Jooze

    I know ya think
    I'm just an arrogant prick
    Don't be jealous,
    or cry
    cause my lyrics made ya trip

    an IRA mick
    or a Harlem trick
    A terrorist ho, with bombs for tits
    you're all fucking monkeys
    trying ta ride this chimp dick

    Fuck you and your grades
    and the perfect A-Ten-dance
    what's the point of showing up
    if ya can't, even see this

    Fuck you and your grades
    and the perfect A-Ten-dance
    what's the point of showing up
    if ya can't, even see this
    Last edited by meanlittlechimp; 03-05-2008 at 05:23 PM.

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    You Godwined your own rap.
    Last edited by ThatsWhatHeSaid; 03-05-2008 at 04:11 PM. Reason: sp

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    Quote Originally Posted by meanlittlechimp View Post
    if ya don't know by now
    readin Atlas Shrugged
    won't show ya how

    Ya think ya the shit
    with buck-eighty IQs
    but I got somethin for ya
    and your silly ass ruse

    everything with ya Js, gotta be win or lose
    take a pill, a chill and some strong ass booze
    This one's appreciative!

    Edit: Wait, you seriously expected us to reply with our own?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatsWhatHeSaid View Post
    You Godwin's your own rap.
    Yeah, I couldn't think of anything to rhyme with booze. The Hitler line was the only one that didn't feel right.

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    Going to post some old stuff from INTPc, in the spirit of getting others to start dropping their own joints here. I would recommend, picking a song so the audience can picture the cadence and beat.

    Ode to an INTP (Big L's "Ebonics")

    I got more jism than
    fake philosophers got ism
    some people call me spacey
    But I'm more like a Gracie
    breaking bones and snappin necks
    ya just got pwned, and now im cashing checks

    Ya mind got blown, Your lips got sewn,
    Ya face got wrecked, yeah biiaatttch, Ya just got playa fuckin owned

    Ya mind got blown, Your lips got sewn,
    Ya face got wrecked, yeah biiaatttch, Ya just got playa fuckin owned


    I'm the ill chimp gangsta, that ya been hearin bout
    Got the strength of six men, and gold front fangs to take ya out.

    I'm the ill chimp gangsta, that ya been hearin bout
    Got the strength of six men, and gold front fangs to take ya out.

    sneaking up in your home,
    blowing holes in your dome,
    that means brainpan, for the slang uninitiated
    your punk ass logic, just got perpetrated
    urinated, and Al Q'aded, the smug look on your face,
    keeps gettin hella faded, now ya just feel berated

    just trying to school ya clowns, cuz we're semi-related
    E or I, the shits still fly,
    NTP, like an old school G
    ya see me spitting loud..
    but ya don't hear me...
    do or die, hello or goodbye
    life's not a fuckin joke, until ya take that toke
    try not to choke, or start gagging, or steady wheezin,
    on the knowledge im dropping, cause my lyrics make ya flip

    Just don't live ya life, like a chicken shizznit,

    Just don't live ya life, like a chicken shizznit,

    I got more props, than jordan's got hops
    headz be feelin amped
    panties getting damp
    like Michael Jackson let loose
    in a cub scouts camp.

    Ya mind got blown, Your lips got sewn,
    Ya face got wrecked, yeah biiaatttch, Ya just got playa fuckin owned

    Ya mind got blown, Your lips got sewn,
    Ya face got wrecked, yeah biiaatttch, Ya just got playa fuckin owned

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    Oh here are some nice comebacks by the INTPs (Blop, airjaw, penguin)

    MC MLC's Rap Corner - INTP Central

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    ish red no longer *sad* nightning's Avatar
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    I aint no rapper
    Just a typer
    Poetry, I do
    'pose give this a try too

    M'name is mouse
    I don't do rap
    Don't get what's it about
    Don't suppose I can nap?

    I r INF
    stands for INsane Fearless
    For I don't give a F
    nor care more or less

    Oh the Js, the Ps
    Who gives a damn?
    Type me?
    Oh pah-lease!

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    (insert Enya, or your favorite folk song)

    A Haiku, A Tanka, or a Poem, it’s all proppa
    As long as the words don’t me want to slapya

    Why you idealists fraid to talk real smack?
    Drop some bad words now and then,
    after all..., it’s just with a pen
    Not saying ya gots-ta
    always attack
    By why ya always gotta, be so damn nice and proper?

    Gonna stop spitting it, cause my brain is on froze
    Gotta get home, relax and have a drink…..
    to write some real nasty prose

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    ish red no longer *sad* nightning's Avatar
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    No fear of smacks,
    Don't got no smarts

    Bad words got no flow ya see
    Perhaps for chimp brain,
    Not for mouse's it aint

    Got no rhyming
    Poetry, prose... much simpler
    rapping is translating
    No no, I'm not transiting.

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    daym, chimp, yoz badass dawg!!

    Quote Originally Posted by nightning View Post
    Oh the Js, the Ps
    Who gives a damn?
    Type me?
    Oh pah-lease!
    hahaha

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