I reaaaally like Strangling Modifier. It's Englishy/edit-y and it sounds like you're strangling AND modifying someone's person, to their detriment.
I really like Mary Poppinshins, too.
Tremenda Sass (or Thundera, or Gloria, or Dangera)
Leeroy Spankins (or Jenkins)
Death By Snu-Snu
Strangling Modifier (or Wrangling, or Mangling)
Pwn of Arc