TITLE: Rhymes With Orange
MANDATORY WORK-IN: Tsetse flies
LENGTH LIMIT: 3000 words (no minimum)
THE FINE PRINT: PM your stories to me by Saturday, 5/12/07. Put "Storyfight" in the PM title (or, hell, put whatever you like, I don't get that many PMs.) I will post them in this thread without any identifying elements. Each submitted story will be assigned a number, and when all the entries are in I'll add a poll to the thread for voting.
Not sure if there's a word limit in posts. I guess we'll find out!
EDIT: No entries. Anyone down for Take 2?