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my pome - life is very pain
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Such Irony
Honor Thy Inferior
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Man should write pome book. It be best seller!
man
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carpe diem
a pome by man
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lots of thing happen in life
there is good and bad
sometime happiness sometime strife
many things happen
more than u can believe
like a identical twin
u would never conceive!
this pome is tale
about a young man
always he fail
nothing go according 2 plan
but then one day
he rly lucked out
everything went his way
in spite of his doubt
he made cure for cold
no coughing no sneeze
they pay him in gold
but he started 2 seize
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moral of this pome is u should cure epilepsy before u cure cold
a pome by man
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lots of thing happen in life
there is good and bad
sometime happiness sometime strife
many things happen
more than u can believe
like a identical twin
u would never conceive!
this pome is tale
about a young man
always he fail
nothing go according 2 plan
but then one day
he rly lucked out
everything went his way
in spite of his doubt
he made cure for cold
no coughing no sneeze
they pay him in gold
but he started 2 seize
——————————————–
moral of this pome is u should cure epilepsy before u cure cold
JocktheMotie
Habitual Fi LineStepper
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- 8,494
I wrote a pome on Friday when our office lost power,emulating man's signature style and immaculate prose. Thank you man for your great pomes and your great site.
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No More Power
A pome by Jock
The power is missing
there's no more juice.
A blown transformer
Or maybe a wire is loose.
Workers scurry around
Like busy little ants.
I just want to go home
And take off my pants.
These tiny electrons flow
And make the world spin.
But without them the world stops
Much to my chagrin.
So electricity, come back!
we really need you.
It's scary sitting in black
When I have to poo.
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Moral of this pome is pay your UI bill or you will be bored at work and have to rite pomes instead. Thx 4 ur time.
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No More Power
A pome by Jock
The power is missing
there's no more juice.
A blown transformer
Or maybe a wire is loose.
Workers scurry around
Like busy little ants.
I just want to go home
And take off my pants.
These tiny electrons flow
And make the world spin.
But without them the world stops
Much to my chagrin.
So electricity, come back!
we really need you.
It's scary sitting in black
When I have to poo.
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Moral of this pome is pay your UI bill or you will be bored at work and have to rite pomes instead. Thx 4 ur time.
V
violaine
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Heh, a love letter to electricity. (U rite a fine pome, JtM.)
JocktheMotie
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thx
Arthur Schopenhauer
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Life is so pain. So so pain.
Fluffywolf
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Man pomes very pain, world not heal enough.
Give man few more year for pome 2 sink in.
Give man few more year for pome 2 sink in.
Fluffywolf
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Man in france.
Pan is bread
Pin is pointy
pain is bread
with sharp knife
who put in knife?
for me to eat
france r the evil!
I now bleed.
...Well, I tried.
Pan is bread
Pin is pointy
pain is bread
with sharp knife
who put in knife?
for me to eat
france r the evil!
I now bleed.
...Well, I tried.
Such Irony
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Man in france.
Pan is bread
Pin is pointy
pain is bread
with sharp knife
who put in knife?
for me to eat
france r the evil!
I now bleed.
...Well, I tried.
Hey, that's pretty good.
[MENTION=6643]Fluffywolf[/MENTION] is da new man!
sprinkles
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Your pain is my gain and my gain is my pain
You be runnin round with Dixie cups out in the chocolate rain
And I say BOOOOOM shakalaka is the impact of my rhymes
Instagatin and propagatin to send you back in time
To where it all began. With no bread in your pan
You were playin Mario and lost all your mans
You be runnin round with Dixie cups out in the chocolate rain
And I say BOOOOOM shakalaka is the impact of my rhymes
Instagatin and propagatin to send you back in time
To where it all began. With no bread in your pan
You were playin Mario and lost all your mans
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