Depends if you by football mean "soccer" (that we over here call football) or American Football.
Well, I don't like either and I think team sports people and people who watch it on TV are freaking lame.
Yes, let's go torch them. Better yet if I could get a hold on an MG-42 from World War 2.
Then i'll teach those illiterates some history at the same time. With lead. Bastads