Are there any so called romantic films that you don't find romantic at all? Here's your chance to rant.
Sorry in advance to anyone who loves these films, I really don't want to offend you
S P O I L E R W A R N I N G
The Piano: Even though Michael Nyman's score is wonderful, if Harvey Keitel dared to even try perving on me, and trying to make me win back my one cherished posession through sexual favours, I swear to God, no matter how heavy it was, I would pick up my piano and smash it over his head. It'd do more damage to his head than it would my piano, and I would still be able to play it. I definitely would not fall in love with the guy, move to a lovely little cottage and begin learning to speak...(I might have learnt to do that for my little girl, who I left outside his house in the pouring rain whilst I went to have sex with some guy who I kinda just met.)