"Mysterious Monoments" by Texe Marrs. I bought it thinking, oh, maybe this is something that actually seriously categorises the topic but it's just a bunch of random clippings. E.g. Here's Kevin Spacey making the sign of the devil, and here's American beauty queen also making same sign but she's a good Christian girl so when she does it, it's ok. I felt really silly and I returned it and got my money back.
the shoheen ho of the wind of the west and the lulla lo of the soft sea billow - Alfred Graves
For all the people longing for a disappointing read: a story I write when I was seven years old. It's about vampires. I translated it, but I kept the spelling and grammar mistakes.
in the horrorcastle a ladie is running.
help! help!, she screams.
a ghost, a bloodghost!
then a drakula came.
bite! he got her.
mmm..., the drakula thought.
the ladie is dead.
there comes a fake drakula!
the real drakula disappears.
but the fake drakula can still hear him.
hahaha!, the real drakula thinks.
I was sitting outside the classroom waiting to go in, and I saw an airplane hit the tower. The TV was obviously on. I used to fly myself and I said, "There's one terrible pilot."
- George W. Bush -