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    Default VAMPIRES SUCK

    ...looks like a rad movie.

    [YOUTUBE="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHkPJ1ACLrg"]vampires suck[/YOUTUBE]

    even if you do have the mind of a thirteen year old emotionally distraught girl...
    Is it that by its indefiniteness it shadows forth the heartless voids and immensities of the universe, and thus stabs us from behind with the thought of annihilation, when beholding the white depths of the milky way?

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    I hope it wont turn out bad like scary movie, and epic movie. those had some potential.
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    I don't think anything could be better than this. Sorry if this is a re-post but it's just so damn good.

    [YOUTUBE="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_QEOwJ0pKA&feature=related"] Buffy pwns Edward Cullen [/YOUTUBE]
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    I really do think that franchise is due a spoofing, I think it will be crap though.

    It would be cool if someone would do a big spoof of all the vampire mania, the TV shows, books, films, all of it. Its like it became voguish back at the end of the ninties and its got steadily more bogus as time's gone on. There's some great spoofs of Twilight, especially the last movie on Youtube, highlight the selfishness, obsessiveness and ill shit like that.

    I liked Epic movie, it was class, rewatch it all the time too.

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    Oh no haha, it really is crap. The Scary Movies, Epic Movie, Date Movie, Disaster Movie, etc, are all really crappy movies.

    I just like this because it makes fun of Twilight. 'Bout time. it's humor that satisfies the network of social attitudes regarding Vampires in this day and age.
    Is it that by its indefiniteness it shadows forth the heartless voids and immensities of the universe, and thus stabs us from behind with the thought of annihilation, when beholding the white depths of the milky way?

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    No. Just no. Just because it makes fun of Twilight doesn't mean it's good. I'm going to throw this out right here and say that Seltzer and Friedberg won't actually(and couldn't for that matter) make any legitimate criticism of Twilight. If it was done by ANYONE else(and I do mean anyone), it could have been funny. Hell, I could make a better Twilight parody than these guys. It is going to just be cultural references+slapstick and no actual messages sans for "You just wasted 9 dollars and allowed us to make another crappy movie".

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    Quote Originally Posted by iamathousandapples View Post
    No. Just no. Just because it makes fun of Twilight doesn't mean it's good. I'm going to throw this out right here and say that Seltzer and Friedberg won't actually(and couldn't for that matter) make any legitimate criticism of Twilight. If it was done by ANYONE else(and I do mean anyone), it could have been funny. Hell, I could make a better Twilight parody than these guys. It is going to just be cultural references+slapstick and no actual messages sans for "You just wasted 9 dollars and allowed us to make another crappy movie".
    Hmm I kind of agree. I mean no offense to those that are into that kind of humour, but it really isn't funny to me.

    Quote Originally Posted by Gloriana View Post
    I don't think anything could be better than this. Sorry if this is a re-post but it's just so damn good.

    [YOUTUBE="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_QEOwJ0pKA&feature=related"] Buffy pwns Edward Cullen [/YOUTUBE]
    That was AWESOME
    Thank you for sharing!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gloriana View Post
    I don't think anything could be better than this. Sorry if this is a re-post but it's just so damn good.

    [YOUTUBE="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_QEOwJ0pKA&feature=related"] Buffy pwns Edward Cullen [/YOUTUBE]
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    Saw the trailer for this on TV yesterday....

    Vampires: Do you know who we are?
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    Vampires: Why does everyone always think we're the Black-Eyed Peas??

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    This sort of parody always sucks. Vampires or not.

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