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    The Duchess of Oddity Queen Kat's Avatar
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    Then I'll fix the spelling a bit.
    I was sitting outside the classroom waiting to go in, and I saw an airplane hit the tower. The TV was obviously on. I used to fly myself and I said, "There's one terrible pilot."
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    Bill was sitting on his bed. He was bored. Do you know what, he thought, let's watch '2 girls 1 cup'. That is funny. Then he started watching '2 girls 1 cup'. He liked it. Not much later his brother Tom came in. I'm going to the disco, Tom said, are you coming with me. I want to watch '2 girls 1 cup' first, Bill said. I'll watch it with you, his brother said. Then they watched '2 girls 1 cup' together. after that they went to the disco. In the disco it was a big orgy, of course. Bill thought it was funny. He went dancing, but suddenly he dropped his handbag. You know what, bill thought, let's pick it up. Otherwhise my make-up falls out of it and then someone stands on it and then I can't make-up myself. so then Bill bent over to pick up his handbag. But then suddenly he felt a huge pole inside his ass. What is this, Bill thought. He looked behind him and it was his brother Tom. Tommyboy, what the fuck are you doing, Bill asked. Sorry sweety, all the girls are taken, Tom said. Oh well, go on then, Bill said. A few minutes later Tom was finished and Bill saw that a new girl was just free. Hey I'm Bill, Bill said. I'm Fleur, the girl said. Why are you looking so sad? Yeah, my brother just fucked me in the ass, Bill said. I'm going to comfort this poor guy, Fleur thought and she put her tongue in his mouth. Then they fell in love. Do you want to go home with me, Bill asked. Okay, Fleur said. And then they went home together. And then they lived happily ever after.

    Holly- oh my god.
    HOW COULD ANYONE BRING THEMSELVES TO PRAISE SUCH AWFUL WRITING?!
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    I guess they said it because the girl who wrote it put herself in the story. She was a fan of these guys and more fans write stories about Bill and Tom. They're twins and they were sex symbols back then, so lots of girls started writing stories where these twins have sex with each other. The people who praised it thought it was brilliant, because Fleur was making a fool of herself and of her idols. Fleur herself was probably serious when she wrote this, trying to write an erotic story about these brothers with a happy ending for herself.
    I was sitting outside the classroom waiting to go in, and I saw an airplane hit the tower. The TV was obviously on. I used to fly myself and I said, "There's one terrible pilot."
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    [YOUTUBE=yJcHhGqKXW8]From around here[/YOUTUBE]

    I never thought that any Lady GaGa song could get worse, until I found this video on a news site.

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    Q: "What is the process of seeking the truth?"
    A: "Distilled liquor"

    Q: "If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?"
    A: "Between a starving prostitute and a steak sandwich."

    Q:How would a mathematician capture an elephant?
    A:He would build a cage, step inside, and rename his new location as "outside."

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    Q: "What is the process of seeking the truth?"
    A: "Distilled liquor"

    Q: "If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?"
    A: "Between a starving prostitute and a steak sandwich."

    Q:How would a mathematician capture an elephant?
    A:He would build a cage, step inside, and rename his new location as "outside."

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    Most awful rubbish of all time.



    Turkish Star Wars

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    Quote Originally Posted by KDude View Post
    Most awful rubbish of all time.



    Turkish Star Wars
    I haven't seen the actual movie, but I've seen the review for it. Yeah- it was BAD
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    But it's not the only awful starwars thing out there. Look what I found:
    The Cinema Snob: Brazilian Star Wars
    Q: "What is the process of seeking the truth?"
    A: "Distilled liquor"

    Q: "If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?"
    A: "Between a starving prostitute and a steak sandwich."

    Q:How would a mathematician capture an elephant?
    A:He would build a cage, step inside, and rename his new location as "outside."

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    Q: "What is the process of seeking the truth?"
    A: "Distilled liquor"

    Q: "If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?"
    A: "Between a starving prostitute and a steak sandwich."

    Q:How would a mathematician capture an elephant?
    A:He would build a cage, step inside, and rename his new location as "outside."

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