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    Default Wannabe MC's

    Any other wannabe MC's in here. I thought I would start a thread wherein members could display their skills with a line or two.

    I'll start it off (and borrow eminem's style for a minute):

    Sometimes I feel like a paraplegic beatnick,
    Strapped to this chair and I can't even eat shit.

    I keep having dreams where I'm raking leaves with Cristopher Reeves.
    Not much different than baking Kee's with krystal and lee.

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    I'll smack you so hard, yo momma will feel it
    Cuz she's standin next to you, gettin her face hit

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    I'll stand southpaw when I hit you,
    Your not gonna change issue.

    Bitch, you better pray that each one of my swings miss you.

    EDIT:

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    I'll meet up with Hannibal Lector in a lecture hall.
    He tells me to remove your face with crazed razor blades,
    while I gaze for days at your sisters ass,
    and tell your dad, I gave mom aids.

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    Something grabs a hold of me tightly
    Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
    Will it ever stop yo I don't know
    Turn off the lights and I'll glow
    To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
    Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle

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    Too bad I deleted my rap myspace page. I felt I was making socially irresponsible music.

    But the three styles I focused on were a) battle rhymes, b) hardcore violent stuff, and c) severely disturbed sex raps.

    "I'm a guillotine pressed against the neck of half-steppers
    Other emcee's... severed"

    "Survival's a matter of loading clips and hoping your pursuers will always miss."

    "If sex were a game, I'd be M.V.P.
    The most valuable K after P-R-I-C"

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    I'd post here except I'm no wanna be...
    http://www.typologycentral.com/forum...ml#post1161526

    "They the type of cats who pollute the whole shoreline. Have it purified. Sell it for a $1.25"

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