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Wannabe MC's

DiscoBiscuit

Meat Tornado
Joined
Apr 13, 2009
Messages
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8w9
Any other wannabe MC's in here. I thought I would start a thread wherein members could display their skills with a line or two.

I'll start it off (and borrow eminem's style for a minute):

Sometimes I feel like a paraplegic beatnick,
Strapped to this chair and I can't even eat shit.

I keep having dreams where I'm raking leaves with Cristopher Reeves.
Not much different than baking Kee's with krystal and lee.
 

ajblaise

Minister of Propagandhi
Joined
Aug 3, 2008
Messages
7,914
MBTI Type
INTP
I'll smack you so hard, yo momma will feel it
Cuz she's standin next to you, gettin her face hit
 

DiscoBiscuit

Meat Tornado
Joined
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8w9
I'll stand southpaw when I hit you,
Your not gonna change issue.

Bitch, you better pray that each one of my swings miss you.

EDIT: :D
 

DiscoBiscuit

Meat Tornado
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I'll meet up with Hannibal Lector in a lecture hall.
He tells me to remove your face with crazed razor blades,
while I gaze for days at your sisters ass,
and tell your dad, I gave mom aids.
 

Requeim

New member
Joined
Apr 15, 2009
Messages
473
MBTI Type
INFJ
Enneagram
9w1
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop yo I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
 

Prime

New member
Joined
Dec 15, 2009
Messages
61
MBTI Type
INFJ
Enneagram
4w5
Too bad I deleted my rap myspace page. I felt I was making socially irresponsible music.

But the three styles I focused on were a) battle rhymes, b) hardcore violent stuff, and c) severely disturbed sex raps.

"I'm a guillotine pressed against the neck of half-steppers
Other emcee's... severed"

"Survival's a matter of loading clips and hoping your pursuers will always miss."

"If sex were a game, I'd be M.V.P.
The most valuable K after P-R-I-C"
 
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