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Movies that made you vomit

Oaky

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Cloverfield made me want to literally vomit within the first half an hour.

Movies that I despise are those college student movies all about sex and crap like that. I feel I've become levels stupider than before I watched the movie.
 

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If you literally want to vomit, I suggest that you find some third-rate horror and/or porn movies from the Far East. Tentacle rape sounds fine, for starters.

You don't have to thank me.
 

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Hate makes me feel alive.

Your eyes are full of hate, attorney fourty one. That's good. Hate keeps a man alive. It gives him strength.


If you literally want to vomit, I suggest that you find some third-rate horror and/or porn movies from the Far East. Tentacle rape sounds fine, for starters.

Its true. Tentacle porn does make me vomit... out of my penis.
 

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The Ugly Truth is pretty fucking terrible. I believe the creators were attempting to make a comedy, but I think there's like only one part that made me laugh, and it was still a pretty desperate attempt at humor. The protagonist is this obnoxious ESTJ who has ridiculous notions about love and men and relationships, and the movie preaches these notions as if they are practical and reasonable.

Another pretty terrible movie is The Room. It's an independent film made by some French guy who calls it a "black comedy", but really it's just a poor attempt at drama/romance. He only called it a comedy in an attempt to save his own reputation as a filmmaker once audiences began laughing at how ridiculous the melodrama in it really is. The main character is this French guy attempting a terrible American accent; I don't think someone could be a worse actor if they tried. He's pretty physically grotesque as well. The movie literally shoots like one sex scene and uses it 4 times as a filler. If there was an awards ceremony for "World's Worst Movies", this one would rape any of its competitors.

Oh, and Flash Gordon is a wonderfully terrible movie. It's one of those that's just so bad it's good.
 

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Hate makes me feel alive.

I should watch it again. I'll punch Michael Bay in the face someday.

"Now hatred is by far the longest pleasure; men love in haste but they detest at leisure."

-Lord Byron
 

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Another pretty terrible movie is The Room. It's an independent film made by some French guy who calls it a "black comedy", but really it's just a poor attempt at drama/romance.

Tommy Wiseau is American, not French. He doesn't even know to speak French.
 

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Tommy Wiseau is American, not French. He doesn't even know to speak French.

Fair enough. I always thought he was French because of his name and the main character with the French accent, so my bad. God forbid we attribute that film to the French though; they would never make something that terrible...
 

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Trainspotting. When the loser heroin addicts who were so self absorbed lay around high while the baby crawled to his death. I literally ran out of my house. I think I was trying to run away from the horror of that.
 

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Trainspotting. When the loser heroin addicts who were so self absorbed lay around high while the baby crawled to his death. I literally ran out of my house. I think I was trying to run away from the horror of that.

While it is ridiculously disturbing, I'd still say it's a pretty good movie. It delivers an effective message, the scenes and cinematography are good, and Ewan McGregor with his Scottish accent is to die for ;)
 

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God forbid we attribute that film to the French though; they would never make something that terrible...

I really hope so! :sick:

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But you know, I always expect the worst, especially from my peers.
 
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Well, that's rather weird! :hi:

When I've read the title of this thread, I've immediately thought to this movie too.

When I saw it, I actually quitted the cinema in the middle of the film show.

Although, I do not think it's exactly for the same reasons as Peguy. You know, INFJs and ENTPs aren't exactly similar, even if we often reach the same conclusions through different ways.

I just found this movie "too stupid and dumb to bother wasting the remaining hour on it". But I have to admit too that my initial reaction was linked to a kind of embarrassment and discomfort. Not because of sexual allusions (for instance, I consider "Salò o le 120 giornate di Sodoma" to be a great movie, or Edgar to be a subtle clown), but because a movie like "American Pie" just made my level of confidence in humanity drop. It made me sad, that's the truth, but not in a creative way.

A very disturbing feeling, if there even was one. :huh:
It may come as a pleasant surprise to you that my perspective is very similar to yours. Sure, I have moral objections to many of the sexual themes of the film, but that's hardly my main problem with the film. It's just too stupid to bother watching.

God forbid we attribute that film to the French though; they would never make something that terrible...
I don't pretend to be an expert on French film, but I will say that I really enjoyed the film adaptation of Emila Zola's novel Germinal, concerning a miners' strike in 19th century France. Then were was Indochine, which is about a romance during the French colonial period in Indochina. And East/West, which takes place after WWII where a Russian emigre returns home with his French wife and they struggle to survive under the Soviet system.

Oh yes, and I can't possibly forget the few scenes I've seen of Passion de Jeanne d'Arc, which is considered one of the finest film performances of all time.
 
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Oh yes, I really must make a mention for the one version of Kanal I watched. It's a Polish film about the Warsaw Uprising of 1944.

Yeah, you'd think I'd really enjoyed this since it's a WWII film. Well....I didn't. Sure the first 30 minutes are great, but after that it's complete shit(at least the version I saw). In order to escape from the German army, Polish fighters decide to hide in the sewers. Once that happens, it's nothing but a blank screen with dialogue for the next hour or so.


*hmmmn....apparently the version uploaded on youtube is much better in quality; so don't hold me to this*
 

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Uma was hot but The Avengers sucked.

True Lies
Big Mommas House
American Pie movies

and many more.....
 

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Really good movies are fun. Really bad movies are fun too.

It's the boring movies that I dislike the most. Bad boring actors, slow storyline, no plots. Basicly documentaries about stuff that doesn't interest me...
 

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I was cringing the entire movie, some if was kind of funny. I have issues with movies where the only point of the humor is to embarrass and/or shock people. Granted, if the situations were real (and I doubt they were) then the people deserve to have their true colors shown. But overall the movie was painful for me to watch. At the end I wanted a medal :cheese:.

I demanded payment for waching the movie with my mom. Meatloaf was worthy cause. :heart:

How could the actor keep on acting? I would have exploded with laughter at every sceen. A skill worthy of recognition.
 
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