My approach is inspired, as all great things are, by the movie Billy Madison.
Now. I'm not listing anyone dead, or 70.Frank: Who would you rather bone, Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson?
Billy Madison: Jack Nicholson now, or 1974?
Seriously, I'm the only one who's going to list Brad Pitt?
Lyoto Machida. Damn.
I have a soft spot, okay? Physically lovely man.
I've had a crush on Josh Charles ever since he was Knox Overstreet in Dead Poets Society.
Val Kilmer. Yeah.
If I were breaking the Billy Madison rule: Jim Morrison, Mick Jagger, and Kurt Cobain. And a young Axl Rose. I know, I'm a total groupie.
Zooey. 1000 x Zooey.
Angelina Jolie. Now, 10 years ago, pregnant, whatever: yes.
Arianny Celeste, born not of humans, but crafted by divine beings, she washed up on shore in a shell like Aphrodite.
Katie Holmes five years ago. Five years ago less because of the appearance (she's cute with short hair) than because of Tom Cruise.
Keira Knightley is gorgeous.
Groupie picks: Joan Fucking Jett. Siouxsie Sioux. Shirley Manson.
Not trying to hate, but I don't really get the Megan Fox thing.