One thing I find the general entertainment industry of today to be lacking is interesting and witty dialogue. So, this thread is for us who appreciate rapid fire verbal sparring or just profound/interesting dialogue!
Load your most memorable shizzle and fire away!
I'll go first:
From Commando: Arnold Schwarzenegger is holding the bad guy, and has him hanging over a cliff.
Arnold: You know when I told you I'd kill you last?
Bad Guy: Yeah?!
Arnold: ... I lied!
Bad Guy: *Drops dead*.
Evil Dead 3, Army of Darkness has tons!
Ash: What are you? Are you me?
Evil Ash: Whad are do? Are do be? HAHAHAHAHAH! You sound like a jerk!
Ash: Why ya doin' this, huh?
Evil Ash: Oh, you wanna know? 'Cause the answer's easy! I'm BAD Ash... and you're GOOD Ash! You're a goody little two-shoes! Little goody two-shoes! Little goody two-shoes!
[begins to sucker-punch Ash]
Evil Ash: Goody little TWO-SHOES! Goody little TWO-SHOES! HEHEHEHEHE!
[honk honk honk]
Evil Ash: GOODY LITTLE TWO-SHOES! GOODY LITTLE...
Ash: [cocks shotgun and points it under Evil Ash's nose]
[nods head and shoots him]
Ash: I ain't that good / Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.
Old Woman: I'll swallow your soul!
Ash: Come get some.
Sheila [has become a witch]: You found me beautiful once...
Ash: Honey, you got reeeal ugly!
Sheila: But what of all those sweet words you spoke in private?
Ash: Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all.