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    Default Your favourite dialogue, and one-liners!

    One thing I find the general entertainment industry of today to be lacking is interesting and witty dialogue. So, this thread is for us who appreciate rapid fire verbal sparring or just profound/interesting dialogue!

    Load your most memorable shizzle and fire away!


    I'll go first:

    From Commando: Arnold Schwarzenegger is holding the bad guy, and has him hanging over a cliff.
    Arnold: You know when I told you I'd kill you last?
    Bad Guy: Yeah?!
    Arnold: ... I lied!
    Bad Guy: *Drops dead*.


    Evil Dead 3, Army of Darkness has tons!

    Ash: What are you? Are you me?
    Evil Ash: Whad are do? Are do be? HAHAHAHAHAH! You sound like a jerk!
    Ash: Why ya doin' this, huh?
    Evil Ash: Oh, you wanna know? 'Cause the answer's easy! I'm BAD Ash... and you're GOOD Ash! You're a goody little two-shoes! Little goody two-shoes! Little goody two-shoes!
    [begins to sucker-punch Ash]
    Evil Ash: Goody little TWO-SHOES! Goody little TWO-SHOES! HEHEHEHEHE!
    [honk honk honk]
    Evil Ash: GOODY LITTLE TWO-SHOES! GOODY LITTLE...
    Ash: [cocks shotgun and points it under Evil Ash's nose]
    [nods head and shoots him]
    Ash: I ain't that good / Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.

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    Old Woman: I'll swallow your soul!
    Ash: Come get some.

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    Sheila [has become a witch]: You found me beautiful once...
    Ash: Honey, you got reeeal ugly!

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    Sheila: But what of all those sweet words you spoke in private?
    Ash: Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all.



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    Great idea

    Scoop

    Sid Waterman: I was born into the Hebrew persuasion, but when I got older I converted to narcissism.

    Sondra Pransky: You are a cynical crapehanger who always sees the glass half-empty!
    Sid Waterman: No, you're wrong. I see the glass half full, but of poison.

    Sondra Pransky: How can we meet him?
    Sid Waterman: You know, I don't know... They have a class system. He's an aristocrat and, you know, we're... we're commoners. In fact according to his system, we're... I think we're probably classified as scum.

    Sondra Pransky: Why don't you think about this as adding some excitement to your life?
    Sid Waterman: Sweetheart, excitement in my life is dinner without heartburn after it.

    Sid Waterman: You're the daughter I never had.
    Sondra Pransky: [touched] Oh, Sidney...
    Sid Waterman: No, no, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Cause I never wanted to have kids. I didn't because you have kids... what is it? You know you're nice to them... you bring them up... you suffer... y-you take care of them... and then they grow up and... and... and they accuse... uh... you of having Alzheimer's.


    I'll be back, with more
    Last edited by Phantonym; 08-15-2009 at 04:27 AM.

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    Rodney Dangerfield : My wife asked me "Come on home baby, nobody is here." I came home. Nobody was there.
    ...Then I ducked my head and the lights went out, and two guns blazed in the dark;
    And a woman screamed, and the lights went up, and two men lay stiff and stark...

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    Jermaine: I'm usually more charismatic than this.

    I use that all the time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by attetude View Post
    Jermaine: I'm usually more charismatic than this.

    I use that all the time.
    It's spelt Jemaine. If you're speaking of FoTC.

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    From The Big Lebowski:

    Robber: *picks up bowling ball*
    Robber: What the fuck is this?
    The Dude: Obviously, you're not a golfer.

    The Dude: It's like that guy - Lenin - said, "You look for the guy who will benefit, and, uh..."
    Donny: I Am the Walrus?
    Walter: SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNY.

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    Hans Gruber: "I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four."
    "There's no need to be embarrassed about it, Mr. Spock. It happens to the birds and the bees!"

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    "I'm getting better!"

    Edit - Sorry, Poppy's post reminded me of the Holy Hand Grenade. I'll refrain from posting all the zillion quotes from the movie that I love.
    Embrace the possibilities.

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    I LOVE movie quotes, so I'll just post things I actually use in conversation.

    "Hey. Take it easy." - Not a day goes by where me or my friend do not use that on each other, whether via text, phone, or in person. (From Nacho Libre, if you didn't know. )
    Kantgirl: Just say "I'm feminine and I'll punch anyone who says otherwise!"
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