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Your favourite dialogue, and one-liners!
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The Usual Suspects
Verbal: Back when I was picking beans in Guatemala, we used to make fresh coffee, right off the trees I mean. That was good. This is shit but, hey, I'm in a police station.
A Beautiful Mind
John Nash: Your comfort comes second to my ability to hear my own voice.
Snatch
Bullet Tooth Tony: You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.
Verbal: Back when I was picking beans in Guatemala, we used to make fresh coffee, right off the trees I mean. That was good. This is shit but, hey, I'm in a police station.
A Beautiful Mind
John Nash: Your comfort comes second to my ability to hear my own voice.
Snatch
Bullet Tooth Tony: You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.
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There are some sigs I really like, but don't know the origin of.
One that always make me laugh is the "just give him some butter, you fuck" that someone has. Also appreciate the one about the person riding shotgun having to stfu about music choice!
One that always make me laugh is the "just give him some butter, you fuck" that someone has. Also appreciate the one about the person riding shotgun having to stfu about music choice!
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Such a great thread idea!!! Love it!!
From "Real Genius":
Chris Knight: I'm sorry. It's just that I didn't want you guys to think I was stuffy. You know, no fun. All brain no penis. I'm sorry, it was just an infantile response to authority.
Recruiter: Yes. You are Chris Knight, aren't you?
Chris Knight: I hope so. I'm wearing his underwear.
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From "This Is Spinal Tap":
David St. Hubbins: We say, "Love your brother." We don't say it really, but...
Nigel Tufnel: We don't literally say it.
David St. Hubbins: No, we don't say it.
Nigel Tufnel: We don't really, literally mean it.
David St. Hubbins: No, we don't believe it either, but...
Nigel Tufnel: But we're not racists.
David St. Hubbins: But that message should be clear, anyway.
Nigel Tufnel: We're anything but racists.
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And my favorite, from "The Princess Bride"
Inigo Montoya: You seem a decent fellow, I hate to kill you.
Westley: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.
From "Real Genius":
Chris Knight: I'm sorry. It's just that I didn't want you guys to think I was stuffy. You know, no fun. All brain no penis. I'm sorry, it was just an infantile response to authority.
Recruiter: Yes. You are Chris Knight, aren't you?
Chris Knight: I hope so. I'm wearing his underwear.
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From "This Is Spinal Tap":
David St. Hubbins: We say, "Love your brother." We don't say it really, but...
Nigel Tufnel: We don't literally say it.
David St. Hubbins: No, we don't say it.
Nigel Tufnel: We don't really, literally mean it.
David St. Hubbins: No, we don't believe it either, but...
Nigel Tufnel: But we're not racists.
David St. Hubbins: But that message should be clear, anyway.
Nigel Tufnel: We're anything but racists.
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And my favorite, from "The Princess Bride"
Inigo Montoya: You seem a decent fellow, I hate to kill you.
Westley: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.
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from Stepbrothers, which isn't my favorite movie ever or anything, but which had a good line:
Brennan: I still hate you, but you have a great collection of nudie magazines.
Dale: Yeah, I got them from the seventies, eighties, and nineties. It's like masturbating in a time machine.
From Mallrats:
T.S. Quint: But they're engaged.
Brodie: Doesn't matter, can't happen.
T.S. Quint: Why not? It's bound to come up.
Brodie: It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry his child?
T.S. Quint: Sure, why not?
Brodie: He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him.
Brennan: I still hate you, but you have a great collection of nudie magazines.
Dale: Yeah, I got them from the seventies, eighties, and nineties. It's like masturbating in a time machine.
From Mallrats:
T.S. Quint: But they're engaged.
Brodie: Doesn't matter, can't happen.
T.S. Quint: Why not? It's bound to come up.
Brodie: It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry his child?
T.S. Quint: Sure, why not?
Brodie: He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him.
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From "The West Wing":
BARTLET: [snaps book close and removes glasses, pointing them towards Abbey] J'accuse! [stands]
ABBEY: [puts her hand to her forehead] Oh, brother.
BARTLET: J'accuse, mon petite fromage!
ABBEY: You speak four languages. How come none of them is French?
BARTLET: Nothing's wrong with my French.
ABBEY: You just called me your little cheese.
BARTLET: [pause] That's right!
BARTLET: [snaps book close and removes glasses, pointing them towards Abbey] J'accuse! [stands]
ABBEY: [puts her hand to her forehead] Oh, brother.
BARTLET: J'accuse, mon petite fromage!
ABBEY: You speak four languages. How come none of them is French?
BARTLET: Nothing's wrong with my French.
ABBEY: You just called me your little cheese.
BARTLET: [pause] That's right!
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Stan: Look, my friend Kyle won't fly back home to Colorado, all I need you to do is just talk to him and tell him you know the whole talking to dead people thing isn't for real.
John Edward: Maybe it is for real.
Stan: Right, but it's not. It's a trick you do and I need you to just let my friend Kyle know that so he can go on with his life.
John Edward: Look, people have the right to be skeptical. I really hear voices in my head.
Stan: Yes, we all hear voices in our heads, it's called intuition. Get over yourself and tell my friend it's just for fun.
John Edward: Look, what I do doesn't hurt anybody. I give people closure and help them cope with life.
Stan: No, you give them false hope and a belief in something that isn't real.
John Edward: But I'm a psychic.
Stan: No dude, you're a douche.
John Edward: I'm not a douche. What if I really believe dead people talk to me?
Stan: Then you're a stupid douche.
John Edward: Maybe it is for real.
Stan: Right, but it's not. It's a trick you do and I need you to just let my friend Kyle know that so he can go on with his life.
John Edward: Look, people have the right to be skeptical. I really hear voices in my head.
Stan: Yes, we all hear voices in our heads, it's called intuition. Get over yourself and tell my friend it's just for fun.
John Edward: Look, what I do doesn't hurt anybody. I give people closure and help them cope with life.
Stan: No, you give them false hope and a belief in something that isn't real.
John Edward: But I'm a psychic.
Stan: No dude, you're a douche.
John Edward: I'm not a douche. What if I really believe dead people talk to me?
Stan: Then you're a stupid douche.
Wife of Gob: I'm in love with your brother-in-law.
Gob: You're in love with your own brother? The one in the army?
Wife of Gob: No. Your sister's husband.
Gob: Michael? Michael.
Wife of Gob: No. That's your sister's brother.
Gob: No, I'm my sister's brother. You're in love with me? Me.
Wife of Gob: I'm in love with Tobias.
Gob: My brother-in-law?
Wife of Gob: I know it can never be, so I'm leaving. I'm enlisting in the army.
Gob: To be with your brother?
Wife of Gob: No!
-Arrested Development
Gob: You're in love with your own brother? The one in the army?
Wife of Gob: No. Your sister's husband.
Gob: Michael? Michael.
Wife of Gob: No. That's your sister's brother.
Gob: No, I'm my sister's brother. You're in love with me? Me.
Wife of Gob: I'm in love with Tobias.
Gob: My brother-in-law?
Wife of Gob: I know it can never be, so I'm leaving. I'm enlisting in the army.
Gob: To be with your brother?
Wife of Gob: No!
-Arrested Development
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Pretty Woman
Vivian: Tell me one person who it's worked out for.
Kit: What, you want me to name someone? You want like a name? Oh, God, the pressure of a name... I got it. Cindafuckin'rella.
Vivian: Well, color me happy! There's a sofa in here for two!
Edward Lewis: I told you not to pick up the phone.
Vivian: Then stop calling me.
Old Lady at Opera: Did you like the opera, dear?
Vivian: It was so good, I almost peed my pants!
Edward Lewis: She said she liked it better than Pirates of Penzance.
Shop assistant: Hello, can I help you?
Vivian: I was in here yesterday, you wouldn't wait on me.
Shop assistant: Oh.
Vivian: You people work on commission, right?
Shop assistant: Yeah.
Vivian: Big mistake. Big. Huge. I have to go shopping now.
Vivian: Tell me one person who it's worked out for.
Kit: What, you want me to name someone? You want like a name? Oh, God, the pressure of a name... I got it. Cindafuckin'rella.
Vivian: Well, color me happy! There's a sofa in here for two!
Edward Lewis: I told you not to pick up the phone.
Vivian: Then stop calling me.
Old Lady at Opera: Did you like the opera, dear?
Vivian: It was so good, I almost peed my pants!
Edward Lewis: She said she liked it better than Pirates of Penzance.
Shop assistant: Hello, can I help you?
Vivian: I was in here yesterday, you wouldn't wait on me.
Shop assistant: Oh.
Vivian: You people work on commission, right?
Shop assistant: Yeah.
Vivian: Big mistake. Big. Huge. I have to go shopping now.
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Can't forget the classic.
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Hah! Good one!
Film: Die another Day. Miranda Frost: I suppose Mr. Bond has been explaining to you his "Big Bang" theory.
Jinx: Yeah, I think I got the...thrust of it.
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Mr. Kil: I'm Mr. Kil.
James Bond: Now there's a name to die for.
(I could swear they only named the character like that so that Bond could have his corny line)
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James Bond: You know, I've missed your sparkling personality.
Zao: [punching Bond in the stomach] How's that for a punch line?
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Sherri Ann Cabot: Leslie and I have an amazing relationship and it's very physical, he still pushes all my buttons. People say 'oh but he's so much older than you' and you know what, I'm the one having to push him away. We have so much in common, we both love soup and snow peas, we love the outdoors, and talking and not talking. We could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about.
From: Best in Show
From: Best in Show
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Brian Fantana: Ron! Ron, where are you?
Ron Burgundy: I'm in a glass case of emotion!!!
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An for some reason this line always cracks me up..
Ron Burgundy: You back off, Evening News Team!
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And the classic:
Veronica Corningstone: My God, what is that smell? Oh.
Brian Fantana: That's the smell of desire my lady.
Veronica Corningstone: God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food. Oh, excuse me.
Brian Fantana: You know, desire smells like that to some people
Garth Holliday: What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.
News Station Employee: Smells like Bigfoot's dick.
Ron Burgundy: I'm in a glass case of emotion!!!
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An for some reason this line always cracks me up..
Ron Burgundy: You back off, Evening News Team!
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And the classic:
Veronica Corningstone: My God, what is that smell? Oh.
Brian Fantana: That's the smell of desire my lady.
Veronica Corningstone: God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food. Oh, excuse me.
Brian Fantana: You know, desire smells like that to some people
Garth Holliday: What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.
News Station Employee: Smells like Bigfoot's dick.
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That reminds me of a certain pawn-shop owner who was trying to get off jury duty (he succeeded).
As for me, pretty much the entirety of Tremors, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, and Clerks covers it.
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TRUE LIES
Arnold: (drowns bad guy in urinal) Cool off.
DIE HARD
Hans Gruber: Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
Hans Gruber: You will be witnesses.
DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER
Plenty O'Toole: Hi, I'm Plenty!
James Bond: But of course you are
Plenty O'Toole: Plenty O'Toole.
James Bond: Named after your father perhaps?
THE UNTOUCHABLES
George Stone: Where's Nitti?
Elliot Ness: He's in the car.
TRANSFORMERS
Optimus Prime: Bumblebee! Stop lubricating the man!
PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE
Criswell: Future events like these will affect you in the future.
Paula Trent: Don't worry. The saucers are up there, the graveyard is out there, but I'll be locked up in there.
Arnold: (drowns bad guy in urinal) Cool off.
DIE HARD
Hans Gruber: Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
Hans Gruber: You will be witnesses.
DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER
Plenty O'Toole: Hi, I'm Plenty!
James Bond: But of course you are
Plenty O'Toole: Plenty O'Toole.
James Bond: Named after your father perhaps?
THE UNTOUCHABLES
George Stone: Where's Nitti?
Elliot Ness: He's in the car.
TRANSFORMERS
Optimus Prime: Bumblebee! Stop lubricating the man!
PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE
Criswell: Future events like these will affect you in the future.
Paula Trent: Don't worry. The saucers are up there, the graveyard is out there, but I'll be locked up in there.
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National Treasure:
Ben Gates: "You know something? You're shouting again."
Riley Poole: "Pretty sure she was swearing too."
Ben Gates: "Well, we probably deserved *that.*"
The Wedding Date:
Kat: "I love my dad. But technically, since he's my stepfather he's not family... he's more like a hostage. "
Transformers:
Optimus Prime: "Our medical officer: Ratchet."
Ratchet: [sniffing] "The boy's pheromone levels suggest he wants to mate with the female."
Pirates of the Carribean:
Will Turner: "Where's Elizabeth?"
Jack Sparrow: "She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman. "
Ben Gates: "You know something? You're shouting again."
Riley Poole: "Pretty sure she was swearing too."
Ben Gates: "Well, we probably deserved *that.*"
The Wedding Date:
Kat: "I love my dad. But technically, since he's my stepfather he's not family... he's more like a hostage. "
Transformers:
Optimus Prime: "Our medical officer: Ratchet."
Ratchet: [sniffing] "The boy's pheromone levels suggest he wants to mate with the female."
Pirates of the Carribean:
Will Turner: "Where's Elizabeth?"
Jack Sparrow: "She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman. "
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