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    Donny: "Phone's ringing, Dude."
    The Dude: "Thank you, Donny."

    The Dude: "Yes, Walter, you're right. There is an unspoken message here. It's "FUCK YOU, LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!" Yeah, I'll be at practice. "
    The probability that I was procrastinating when I was typing this post:

    P(have big assignment due) = 0.6
    P(posting on TypoC) = 0.2
    P(having big assignment due | posting on TypoC) = 0.7

    P(posting on TypoC | having big assignment due) = .......


    Eh, I'll finish it later.

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    The Usual Suspects

    Verbal: Back when I was picking beans in Guatemala, we used to make fresh coffee, right off the trees I mean. That was good. This is shit but, hey, I'm in a police station.

    A Beautiful Mind

    John Nash: Your comfort comes second to my ability to hear my own voice.

    Snatch

    Bullet Tooth Tony: You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.
    Only after disaster can we be resurrected.

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    There are some sigs I really like, but don't know the origin of.

    One that always make me laugh is the "just give him some butter, you fuck" that someone has. Also appreciate the one about the person riding shotgun having to stfu about music choice!
    "Only an irrational dumbass, would burn Jews." - Jaguar

    "please give concise answers in plain English" - request from Provoker

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    [YOUTUBE="pWS8Mg-JWSg"]3 questions[/YOUTUBE]
    "Stop it, you fuck. Give him some butter."
    Ti
    = Ne > Ni > Fi > Te > Se > Fe > Si INTP (I/PNT) 5w4

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    Kitty Farmer: Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion

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    Such a great thread idea!!! Love it!!

    From "Real Genius":

    Chris Knight: I'm sorry. It's just that I didn't want you guys to think I was stuffy. You know, no fun. All brain no penis. I'm sorry, it was just an infantile response to authority.

    Recruiter: Yes. You are Chris Knight, aren't you?

    Chris Knight: I hope so. I'm wearing his underwear.

    ***********

    From "This Is Spinal Tap":

    David St. Hubbins: We say, "Love your brother." We don't say it really, but...

    Nigel Tufnel: We don't literally say it.

    David St. Hubbins: No, we don't say it.

    Nigel Tufnel: We don't really, literally mean it.

    David St. Hubbins: No, we don't believe it either, but...

    Nigel Tufnel: But we're not racists.

    David St. Hubbins: But that message should be clear, anyway.

    Nigel Tufnel: We're anything but racists.

    ******************

    And my favorite, from "The Princess Bride"

    Inigo Montoya: You seem a decent fellow, I hate to kill you.

    Westley: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.
    "Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get, but if you work really hard, and you're kind, amazing things will happen. I'm telling you...amazing things will happen" --Conan O'Brien

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    Oh, one more from Spinal Tap:

    David St. Hubbins: It's such a fine line between stupid, and clever.


    ahahaha!
    "Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get, but if you work really hard, and you're kind, amazing things will happen. I'm telling you...amazing things will happen" --Conan O'Brien

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    from Stepbrothers, which isn't my favorite movie ever or anything, but which had a good line:

    Brennan: I still hate you, but you have a great collection of nudie magazines.
    Dale: Yeah, I got them from the seventies, eighties, and nineties. It's like masturbating in a time machine.

    From Mallrats:

    T.S. Quint: But they're engaged.
    Brodie: Doesn't matter, can't happen.
    T.S. Quint: Why not? It's bound to come up.
    Brodie: It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry his child?
    T.S. Quint: Sure, why not?
    Brodie: He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him.
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    "I can never be what I ought to be until you are what you ought to be. You can never be what you ought to be until I am what I ought to be. This is the interrelated structure of reality." -Martin Luther King, Jr.

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    From "The West Wing":

    BARTLET: [snaps book close and removes glasses, pointing them towards Abbey] J'accuse! [stands]
    ABBEY: [puts her hand to her forehead] Oh, brother.
    BARTLET: J'accuse, mon petite fromage!
    ABBEY: You speak four languages. How come none of them is French?
    BARTLET: Nothing's wrong with my French.
    ABBEY: You just called me your little cheese.
    BARTLET: [pause] That's right!
    ~ g e t f e s t i v e ! ~


    EJCC: "The Big Questions in my life right now: 1) What am I willing to live with? 2) What do I have to live with? 3) What can I change for the better?"
    Coriolis: "Is that the ESTJ Serenity Prayer?"



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    want to ask me something? go for it!

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    Here's a classic that I admire:

    Balian: "What is Jerusalem worth?"
    Saladin: "Nothing..."
    Balian: "..."
    Saladin "Everything."

    ... On the surrender of Jerusalem; Kingdom of Heaven.

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