Now, we all have actors, actresses, writers, directors, etc. that we have fantasies about kicking down a flight of stairs and/or publicly humiliating in some way, shape, or form. Don't deny it, and don't be ashamed. Just purge yourself of that ire and set yourself free, HERE, on this thread. Let the healing begin!!!
1.) Gwyneth Paltrow - She has gotten my top spot for over 8 years now and there are no signs that she will be knocked out of it any time soon. I don't want to kill her, I just want to find the train leading directly to complete obsolescence and stick her scrawny, overrated ass on it.
2.) George Lucas - Not only did he destroy my hopes and dreams for awesome Star Wars prequels by creating the three biggest pieces of "Look at me testing out my cool new CGI toys and pulling a few scripts out of my ass" crap, but he had to go back and rape the originals by pissing all over them with needless digital flourishes. If he went insane on his own time that would be fine, but he had to take it out on all of us. The big jerk.
3.) Kristin Stewart - She's very new to the list, and I'm still trying to pinpoint why exactly I want to put a boot in her ass and slap that smug look of indifference off her pasty face. For now, there is no why. I JUST DO.
4.) Megan Fox - She's new too. While I would like to drop kick her, I think it's only fair to mention that as much as I seethe with resentment over her proud vapidness, I would most likely do her if given the opportunity. I am conflicted about it, I think maybe I hate her for making me want to do a vapid starlet. I hate Paul Walker for the very same reason.
5.) TIE: Diablo Cody/Seth McFarlane - I just hate hacks. It's as simple as that.
Now it's your turn!!