i agree with just about everything here except for thom yorke. i know radiohead fans can be really annoying (almost as much as tool fans) but thom yorke is still legit. oh well, to each his own.
i agree with pure mercury about dane cook. he can get eternal syphilis and burn in hell watching vicious circle until the next 26,000 year mayan cycle ends. then for the following 26,000 years he can watch it backwards. and so on.
carlos mencia is as funny as terminal cancer.
fergie can DIE, so can will.i.am and that clown with the long hair who is in their shitty ass group. they should have been on aaliyah's plane.
shia lebaoughffph from transformers needs a fresh new heroin addiction so that actors in his age group with talent can get good work.
robert downy jr needs to get back on heroin so he can be edgy and tragically talented again and stop making movies with that dipshit jude law.
fuckin jude law!
scarlett johannson. oh yes, scarlett, i see through you. i know that deep down beneath your hollywooded-out exterior is the fat chick with the princess leia haircut from the theater club banging the alpha LARPing dork after his tuesday afternoon magic card circle jerk. she never left, scarlett. she's still there. she wants a twinkie and a mountain dew. and a sober father.
carson daly and jimmy fallon should awaken in a tub of ice somewhere south of tijuana, surgically fused together as siamese twins but sharing a heart that has an explosive device attached to it. a cryptic note written in blood would be found next to it telling them that if they want to see their contracts renewed they must make it to jay leno's house within four hours. as they get to the door to give jay leno a hug the explosive device goes off and all three are taken out.