Dirty old man crushes?

[INA]

^^^You clearly dont get the point of the thread.

To act as an appetite suppressant and/or Ipecac substitute? Check!

 

[ChocolateMoose123]

There's beauty in experience. Faces are the road map of our lives. That's why I detest Botox. It's essentially repaving a trusted road.

WindUp and Pink: You are hand lovers as well? One of the first things I look at in a man. That and their mouth. There's a practical reason for this: Those are the two areas that will be in contact with you MOST of the time (heh heh) so they better be great!

 

[violet_crown]

*gives Rex the right hand* It's the strongest.

Hehe it is definitely good to have the love of a magnanimous queen.

To act as an appetite suppressant and/or Ipecac substitute? Check!

Touche hahahah.


I dunno. I think I'd like to get involved with a much older man just once to see what it was like. Guys my own age can be fun, but by in large theyre just idiots.

WindUp and Pink: You are hand lovers as well? One of the first things I look at in a man. That and their mouth. There's a practical reason for this: Those are the two areas that will be in contact with you MOST of the time (heh heh) so they better be great!

I like hands because they say so much about a guy. Theres an unguardedness in how people use their hands, and what qualities they have. Are they rough or smooth? Does he tend to keep them in his pockets or does he gesticulate them openly when he speaks? If you shake them, does he try to crush yours in his or does he meet you with a balanced palm? Ill always prefer a mans hands to his eyes when I want to know him.

 

[Saslou]

This is my ideal dirty old man. He is only 40 but still, like i care.
He is a presenter on 'The gadget show' here in the UK.
And he is so freaking hot.

He is sooo geeky yet quirky.

 

[INA]

Touche hahahah.


I dunno. I think I'd like to get involved with a much older man just once to see what it was like. Guys my own age can be fun, but by in large theyre just idiots.

And geezers all over the world rejoice. Let you in on an old secret: they don't get much better with age. Troof!

 

[violet_crown]

And geezers all over the world rejoice. Let you in on an old secret: they don't get much better with age. Troof!

SHHH!!! Knowing too much will ruin the disarming naivete Id planned to use as bait!

 

[Jae Rae]

*parts out Robert* Rex, Del, choose your "sides". I call dibs on the arms - I like a man who's good with his hands.

Can I have the forearms? Those are superhot. Roll back your sleeves, baby.

 

[Synarch]

This thread is gross. Every time I start to think that men and women might not be that different I will have to think about some woman wanting Sean Connery's hairy belly pressing down on them.

 

[WoodsWoman]

ENTJs age really really well.

 

[Salomé]

This is my ideal dirty old man. He is only 40 but still, like i care.
He is a presenter on 'The gadget show' here in the UK.
And he is so freaking hot.

He is sooo geeky yet quirky.

He's not dirty. He's cute. And about 3ft tall.

And geezers all over the world rejoice. Let you in on an old secret: they don't get much better with age. Troof!

Preach it! I like them young enough to corrupt train.

 

[Sarcasticus]

I am filthy scum and I am proud.

Really now. I had you pegged as more of a John girl.

 

[WoodsWoman]

It takes a wise woman to notice if a bachelor is too old to be eligible or too eligible to be old...

 

[AphroditeGoneAwry]

always loved him, but i thought he was gay?

he always drew me in....i'd love to talk with him.



might be too old now......but still pretty sexy.

This thread is gross. Every time I start to think that men and women might not be that different I will have to think about some woman wanting Sean Connery's hairy belly pressing down on them.

well, it's analogous to this for you:



what's so hard to understand?



she is hawt, but did she know she was so exposed?

haha. i had no idea that pic would be soooo huge!

 

[heart]

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might be too old now......but still pretty sexy.

[/SIZE]

I am sure he has a nurse on standby, should be okay.

But there again, he doesn't seem that dirty...poly, yes but dirty no.

 

[AphroditeGoneAwry]

I am sure he has a nurse on standby, should be okay.

But there again, he doesn't seem that dirty...poly, yes but dirty no.

LOLOL. i was just gonna say, maybe the nurse could lend a hand.........

 

[Jae Rae]

Okay, you're on to something with Alan Rickman. It's the voice.

/melt

A friend took an online screenwriting course with an Alan Rickman sound-alike. She was pretty happy...

 

[poppy]

Alphonse Mucha. That dirty old fox was all about the T&A and you know it.

 

[Eris]

Lol at Richard Dean Anderson. I hadn't even realized how old he is!

Alan Rickman

^ HECK YES!

 

[Mondo]

I can't join in- never really cared much for cougars- whether they are male or female,

 

[metaphours]

YouTube - The Pixies - Gigantic - Album version!! - Surfer Rosa
This song is perfect for this thread.