Dirty old man crushes?

[Wonkavision]

Wilford Brimley is Hotty McHot. The way he says "Diabeetus" just sets me on fire.

 

[heart]

Does Aaron Burr count?

 

[hokie912]

James Spader was kind of adorable when he was young, not so much now. I'd still kick it with him though.

I was just coming into this thread to mention James Spader. He isn't aging well, but... god. Still so sexy. I think he's the one man alive who could proposition me in the rudest way imaginable, and I'd just ask when and where.

 

[poppy]

I was just coming into this thread to mention James Spader. He isn't aging well, but... god. Still so sexy. I think he's the one man alive who could proposition me in the rudest way imaginable, and I'd just ask when and where.

I dig that!

 

[digesthisickness]

i'm madly in love with a dead guy.

so, other than the actual dirt, it's my love that makes him dirty.

 

[poppy]

Ow ow, Wonkavision! *wolf whistle* You're a little young for dirty old man, but I think we should give you an honorary title.

 

[ladypinkington]

He can have a dirty mouth and cusses so does that count or qualify as being a dirty old man,lol.

 

[heart]

^ Too young, too clean, lol

 

[Kingfisher]

i am way more of a dirty old man than most of these guys you've posted, and i'm only 32. these are elderly gentlemen, not dirty old men.

You're not alone, Kingfisher would agree.

haha, don't get me started on Bukowski. a fucking genius, man.
here are some pictures of Bukowski, apropos of this thread:

 

[poppy]

Oh god, Bukowski definitely had dirty old man syndrome!

 

[Tallulah]

I can has?

 

[jenocyde]

oh shit. yes, tallulah... yes.

 

[iwakar]

You can has.

 

[Tallulah]

Yay! *goes to track him down* He can't be too far from Texas, right?

 

[Warm]

But you can't get any dirtier than:

Mmmm, His Purple Badness...

 

[Domino]

Prince simply does not age! AND he's a genius! *head shake*

Tim Roth FTW...

 

[Kaizer]

So none of you ladies thinks anything of these two?

EDIT:

& this guy?

 

[Domino]

Is that Anthony Quinn? My mother loves him.

 

[shimsham]

Jeremy Irons is hottt. He was in Lolita after all. Can't get much dirtier than that.

 

[iwakar]

Patrick Stewart has his moments:

He did date someone 40 years his junior. He seems to habitually date younger women.

Vladimir Putin:

Not so much dirty as scary.

Okay, this is just funny: