I'm in the mood... Get ready!

[stellar renegade]

Some folks say smoking herb is a crime,
If they catch you smokin they're bound to drop the dime
Insufferable informa crazy fools wait
With their fingers crossed for you to break the rules

And in the evening when we try to jam,
We like the music loud in this here band
We let the bass line drop as loud as we can stand
Somebody always gotta turn informa for the man

I want to know right now is there one of you in the crowd
Are you gonna call 911
And spoil all of my fun?
You crazy fool

I'm in the mood
Get ready
I'm in the mood
Are you ready?

Come on now, load up the bong, crank up the song,
Let the informa call 911
And when security police force want to arrive
Don't try to run, don't try to hide
Just pull out the .9, pop in the clip
And let one slip
Into these crazy... fools

 

[Asterion]

I rhyme like a lime, it's so awesome it's a crime:

We're struttin' down the ally, packin' arms,
bustin' car alarms,

POW! like, BAM!!
Spin the wheels if you can,

Put the petal to the metal,
Smash that fella with the kettle

Like, over, under, ontop of the stars,
Everything tastes better when you're stealing cars,

Light the fire in the brain, don't think that you're still sane
down the drugs, dull the pain, cos it's only a game

and the cop drives by, I don't care if I die
I roll that car, keepin' contact in the eye

The car flips, in the air, as I straighten up my hair,
The cop tears in the eyes and the fruits begin to bare

My ride cuts clean, mean, It doesn't care for the scene
it blows up all the hos, bares a shiny new spleen

I crawl out the car all bruised and dead,
the cop survives, more arrive, everything turns red

I look up off the ground, there's no shit to be found
I look for bears, no one cares, there is no one around

Then a pig strolls in, lips locked up in sin
he laughs in my face, takes a sip of his gin

his feet kick and beat, like a hammer in disguise
my ribs split, blood bled, I'm the lord of the flies

I screamed, "huh, what!" then I gave it a shot
I straightened my legs, stood up on the spot

I sprung, swung, hands blazing and red
The copper didn't realize, he was drinking instead

 

[stellar renegade]

What's that from?

 

[Asterion]

What's that from?

I made that up, I thought that was what this was for, right? I was just listening to Eminem's new album as well, and I thought I could out rap him. That's the first time I've ever rapped anything

 

[stellar renegade]

Damn, for real? That's pretty good.

Nah, my lyrics are straight from Sublime, my man. I might have to try my hand at creatin' my own again sometime, though.

 

[Asterion]

Damn, for real? That's pretty good.

Nah, my lyrics are straight from Sublime, my man. I might have to try my hand at creatin' my own again sometime, though.

Thanks man , I'd like to see whatever lyrics you've got sometime, and I'll have a listen to this sublime song too. Although if it's serious gangster rap, I'd probably rather be shot . I've never liked rap, until I realized that I can write it

 

[stellar renegade]

No, no, no... hahaha. They played ska/punk/reggae in the late 90's. It's good stuff, bro.

 

[The Outsider]

I always find myself rating threads with 5 stars, just to get their low score up, as I feel bad for the thread starter.

Anyway, carry on.

 

[Asterion]

is my rap really that bad?