Shared Haiku Game

[metaphours]

Too horny to care
I softly grabbed your mom's waist
And I banged away

 

[luminous beam]

lol meta, you little perv!

and i banged away
at the door shut on my face
please don't kick me out

 

[BlueScreen]

Please don't kick me out.
As your mum would say, we share
our things with our friends.

 

[Liminality]

Our things with our friends,
It's not a case of bitter ends -
More the lack of trying.

 

[Clownmaster]

More the lack of trying
Laughing, Stabbing, and Crying
the jailbird sings.

 

[BlueScreen]

The jailbird sings,
"...rock, ev'rybody, lets rock"
I long for arrest.

 

[Clownmaster]

I long for a rest
from responsibility
Dear, cyanide pill

 

[phthalocyanine]

dear, cyanide pill
wonder if i can grind it
mix it in your drink

 

[BlueScreen]

Mix it in your drink,
and take you home to love me.
Modern romantics...

 

[luminous beam]

modern romantics
say that chivalry is dead
going dutch on dates

 

[Jae Rae]

Going Dutch on dates
Takes me back to college days
Sundaes for a buck

 

[phthalocyanine]

sundaes for a buck
just what is in that syrup?
radioactive

 

[luminous beam]

radioactive
bugs were in my soup
i am a mutant

 

[Liminality]

I am a mutant,
In a mutant swamp,
Wearing mutant things.

 

[Clownmaster]

Wearing mutant things,
I entered the party house
for the costume bash.

We danced and drank and
indulged in our desires
We bonded deeply

Then we cast aside
the costumes that we had worn
and became ourselves

(next Haiku start with "And become yourself" or something similar, to make it easier)

 

[luminous beam]

and become yourself
reveal your inner beauty
there is none like you

 

[WoodsWoman]

There is none like you
And there never will again
Be companionship

The hole grows bigger
A black hole consumes my heart
No one hears me cry

 

[luminous beam]

no one hears me cry
alone and misunderstood
i am on my own.

 

[Clownmaster]

I am on my own
but it's comfortable, for
This is all I've known

 

[luminous beam]

This is all I've known
I eat, breathe, sleep in music.
Music is my life.