Shared Haiku Game

[BlueScreen]

Or was it pure love?
Your mum's hot enough to see
you were no mistake.

 

[metaphours]

You were no mistake
Pounded her till she was sore
Made sure you were born

 

[BlueScreen]

Made sure you were born,
with some bonus points for style.
The abortion failed.

 

[Colors]

The abortion failed
the infection took; a foot,
born, ten perfect toes

 

[BlueScreen]

Born, ten perfect toes.
The placement of Picasso
murdered any charm.

 

[luminous beam]

murdered any charm
that poor annoying bastard
does not stand alone

 

[Clownmaster]

"Does not stand alone,"
was how my mother described
Your lack of courage

 

[metaphours]

Your lack of courage
Will not, ever, get you laid
Beef it up, moron

 

[BlueScreen]

Beef it up, moron.
Are you calling me a bird?
I was born not laid.

 

[Spartacuss]

Pity. This thread was good before it was soiled with 'tard turds.

 

[metaphours]

Pity. This thread was good before it was soiled with 'tard turds.

Look at you, using much better language, like turds. What are you, a 3 year old?

 

[luminous beam]

Beef it up, moron.
Are you calling me a bird?
I was born not laid.

i was born not laid
long for fetal position
violently hunched up

 

[metaphours]

i was born not laid
long for fetal position
violently hunched up

violently hunched up
in the backseat of your car
as i slowly die

 

[luminous beam]

as i slowly die
my life flashes before me
now i close my eyes

 

[Clownmaster]

Pity. This thread was good before it was soiled with 'tard turds.

Lose the holier-than-thou attitude, and learn to have some fun. Just because we can make poetry about milfs doesn't make us any less awesome.

Though your name beckons me to post this


Now I close my eyes
and pray before I slumber;
God doesn't listen.

 

[WoodsWoman]

God doesn't listen
I want things the way they were
The dead to arise

Send him back to me
In solid bodily form
To hold me again

 

[Lux]

^ That is a very beautiful haiku. Do you write much?

Send him back to me
In solid bodily form
To hold me again

To hold me again
Among the grass and the sun
Day breaks before me

 

[Willfrey]

Day breaks before me
I guess I should repair it
I need a flashlight

 

[Lux]

Day breaks before me
I guess I should repair it
I need a flashlight

I need a flashlight
Those teeth have got to come out
Don't worry it won't hurt

 

[luminous beam]

"don't worry, it won't hurt"
so i put my trust in you
i'm left in shambles