Shared Haiku Game

[Coriolis]

I am reigning champ.
Seems you don't know how to count.
Answer the real post.

 

[Earl Grey]

Answered the real post.
Suffered a double knockout-
Here's a tie for us.

 

[Lexicon]

Here's a tie for us
"Bow ties are cool!" he'd exclaimed
Three lifetimes ago

 

[Lexicon]

Three lifetimes ago
Mandatory masquerades
Sounded exciting

 

[Peter Deadpan]

(I like your poem even though it's missing one syllable )

 

[Lexicon]

(I like your poem even though it's missing one syllable )

(Good catch. Fixed!)

 

[Lexicon]

Sounded exciting
The guitar riff distortion
Life makes sense again

 

[The Cat]

Life makes sense again...
That is what I used to think.
Now I know better.

 

[Lexicon]

Now I know better
Don't cry over spilt coffee
It's kitty's nature

 

[Lexicon]

It's kitty's nature
to bat around some old threads
...I guess I share that.

 

[Lexicon]

Am I alive yet?
Wondered Frankenstein’s monster.
And the roof opened.

 

[Firebird 8118]

And the roof opened.
Then the tornado swept up
The home of my dreams...

 

[Lexicon]

The home of my dreams
Built with an old stack of cards.
We deal a new hand.

 

[Firebird 8118]

We deal a new hand.
As the cards get passed around,
I wait anxiously.

 

[Earl Grey]

I wait anxiously
Lit by red light, in the dark-
-DING! Microwave's done!

 

[Lexicon]

-DING! Microwave's done!
Soggy egg rolls disappoint
Absence of crunchy.

 

[Firebird 8118]

Absence of crunchy.
Solution: the air fryer!
Now they’re all crispy.

 

[Saturnal Snowqueen]

Now they're all crispy
The villagers of Helgen
As the dragon thu'ums

 

[Lexicon]

As the dragon thu'ums
The coveted Iron Throne
Melts into the floor

 

[Lexicon]

Melts into the floor
The blizzard clings to my soles
It can’t survive there