Shared Haiku Game

[Lexicon]

For bedtime pass time
Blue light filters work wonders
For adequate rest

 

[1487610420]

For adequate rest
just turned them (back) on, except
for one in the sky

 

[Lexicon]

For one in the sky
Means many more are to come
Go away, snowflakes!

 

[1487610420]

Go away, snowflakes!
and take your fapoccinos
witchu, I'll just tea

 

[Lexicon]

“Witchu I’ll just— Tea
Time!” Said the Hatter to Hare,
“Merry unbirthday!”

 

[1487610420]

"Merry unbirthday!"
unnoted, and I raise you
one free internet

 

[Lexicon]

One free internet
Oh, the joys of free streaming
Watching Bones all night!

 

[1487610420]

Watching bones all night
Much distractions such little
Time, to close my eyes

 

[Lexicon]

Time to close my eyes
Aching acetabulum
Keeping me awake

 

[Earl Grey]

Keeping me awake
Are sins crawling on my back
Come have a bad time

 

[Lexicon]

Come have a bad time
I can’t get comfortable
Racing the sunrise

 

[Saturnal Snowqueen]

Racing the sunrise
Blazing on motorcycles
The two were fleeing

 

[1487610420]

The two were fleeing
Like my sleep, I still need more
Natural alarm

 

[Peter Deadpan]

Natural alarm
Floating habitats erased
Fuck humanity

 

[Saturnal Snowqueen]

Fuck humanity
I sleep life away, silent
I hate everyone

 

[Lexicon]

I hate everyone
Damn social obligations
Insufficient nap

 

[1487610420]

Insufficient nap
perpetually fatigued
story of my life

 

[Lexicon]

Story of my life
Kitty say, “we jus stay bed?”
Little saboteur

 

[1487610420]

Little saboteur
animal intelligence
beets human sinking

 

[Lexicon]

Beets? Human sinking!
Up borscht creek without paddle?
Bon appétit, then.