Shared Haiku Game

[Saturnal Snowqueen]

WE HAVE A DEMON
Hissing and lurking astray
His name is Earl Grey

 

[Earl Grey]

His name is Earl Grey?
No way! Go away, I say,
I'm not gonna play

 

[Saturnal Snowqueen]

I'm not gonna play
All these little reindeer games
No one lets me join

 

[Lexicon]

No one lets me join
All the felines in the world
Massive hissy fit

 

[Saturnal Snowqueen]

Massive hissy fit
"I want my Golden Ticket!"
Cried Veruca Salt

 

[Lexicon]

Cried Veruca Salt
"Don't care how, I want it nowwwwwww"
Down to the furnace

 

[1487610420]

Down to the furnace
burninating the peasants
the feasting begins

 

[Saturnal Snowqueen]

The feasting begins
Nine heaping bowls of curry
Gordon Ramsay sings

 

[1487610420]

Gordon Ramsay sings
this fish is so raw, it's still
looking for nemo

 

[Saturnal Snowqueen]

Looking for Nemo
Daddy's coming for you, son
Now just keep swimming

 

[Lexicon]

Now just keep swimming
Rose should have shared that damn door
Poor Jack froze to death

 

[1487610420]

Poor Jack froze to death
miser privileged white bitch
even took the bling

 

[Lexicon]

Even took the bling
Off of all the Christmas trees
Grinch stole everything

 

[1487610420]

Grinch stole everything
including the bicycle
damn mongolians

 

[Lexicon]

Damn Mongolians
Hardcore living in a yurt
Burning tires for warmth

 

[1487610420]

Burning tires for warmth
getting high on toxic fumes
no netflix no fun

 

[Saturnal Snowqueen]

No Netflix no fun
I thought, but then mother said
Have fun in the sun

 

[Warm]

No Netflix no fun I thought, but then mother said Have fun in the sun

Have fun in the sun
but don't let yourself get burned
to ashes of none.

 

[1487610420]

to ashes of none.
we roam the land searching for
something more to do

 

[Saturnal Snowqueen]

Something more to do
I'm going to push it through
With or without you