Shared Haiku Game

[1487610420]

My private party
but these aren't meant to rhyme tho
you doing it wrong

 

[Lexicon]

You doing it wrong
But should it really matter?
Shoulds should shit in hats.

 

[Lexicon]

Shoulds should shit in hats
And then do a little dance
getting the zoomies

 

[Saturnal Snowqueen]

Getting the zoomies
Better than getting cooties
Cooties are icky

 

[Lexicon]

Cooties are icky
So I got my cootie shot
Vaccines lead to life

 

[Saturnal Snowqueen]

Vaccines lead to life
So vaccinate your kids please
Polio is back

 

[Lexicon]

Polio is back
And measles are front page news
Viral ignorance

 

[Saturnal Snowqueen]

Viral ignorance
Vaccines don't cause autism
Whip out the needles

 

[Lexicon]

Whip out the needles
Sex drugs and rock n’ rollin
American Dream

 

[Saturnal Snowqueen]

American Dream
The American Dream's dead
Sad sorry workers

 

[Lexicon]

Sad sorry workers
They failed to protect the hive
And bears are assholes

 

[1487610420]

Sad sorry workers
no more benefits for you
better get food stamps

 

[Saturnal Snowqueen]

Better get food stamps
To feed the hungry children
Where's my Medicare?

 

[Lexicon]

Where’s my MediCare?
Said granny to Uncle Sam
Uncle Sam just shrugged

 

[1487610420]

Uncle Sam just shrugged
nothing makes sense anymore
bring back the good times

 

[Firebird 8118]

Uncle Sam just shrugged
And said "It ain't worth it Ma -
Bureaucracy sucks."

[EDIT: Goddammit he beat me to it. Skip me... I'm out.]

 

[Saturnal Snowqueen]

Bring back the good times
Of milkshakes and rock and roll
The fifties were great

 

[Lexicon]

The fifties were great
Lead painted Camel billboards
They’re doctor approved!

 

[Saturnal Snowqueen]

They're doctor approved
They're magic beans from Peru
They make you breakdance

 

[Lexicon]

They make you breakdance
To notes of low cacao
Hershey’s chocolate