Shared Haiku Game

[Lexicon]

beware the dalek
with covert evil missions
and offers of tea

 

[The Cat]

and offers of tea.
This is how the fools waste time
I bet there's small talk.

 

[Lexicon]

I bet there's small talk
smocks trimmings sprays and mirrors
awkward hair salons

 

[Saturnal Snowqueen]

I bet there's small talk
At the Wine and Dine Café
I'll look for a mate

 

[Lexicon]

I'll look for a mate
to jinx-post the haiku game
look at our timestamps!

 

[Saturnal Snowqueen]

Look at our timestamps!
We scamper furiously
To write our haikus

 

[1487610420]

To write our haikus
it's ill-advised to rush art
get to the choppa

 

[Saturnal Snowqueen]

Get to the choppa
Said the queen to the peasant
And off with his head!

 

[Lexicon]

And off with his head!
cried Wonderland's Queen of Hearts
And the cards collapsed

 

[Obfuscate]

and the cards, collapsed
faces, aces, hearts in spades
for baker's dozen

 

[1487610420]

for baker's dozen
have to by bred cuz they bake
wide awake it burns

 

[Lexicon]

for baker's dozen
dual waffle iron's quick
alas, out of reach

 

[1487610420]

alas, out of reach
leave message after the beep
and have a good one

 

[Earl Grey]

And have a good one,
I say, and as the morn breaks
I knew we were done

 

[Lexicon]

I knew we were done
when we were licking our plates
damn I want waffles

 

[Earl Grey]

Damn I want waffles
I gouged the fork in his eye
GIVE BACK MY WAFFLES

 

[Lexicon]

GIVE BACK MY WAFFLES
I scream out into the night
Cricket judges me

 

[1487610420]

Cricket judges me
the sirens soar the dogs bark
a waffling escape

 

[Lexicon]

a waffling escape
is too many syllables
but guess it depends

 

[Earl Grey]

But guess it depends
Says he, looking at the night
Revolver in hand