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Memorable (or awful) Movie lines

Atomic Fiend

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Runvardh already stated the infamous, I'm the Juggernaut bitch line.

"For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me... it was Tuesday."
 

Edgar

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My favorite line is probably from Married with Children.
It's actually a poem by Al Bundy:

Hooters, hooters /
Yum yum yum /
Hooters, hooters /
On a girl that's dumb /
 

kyuuei

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Scarlett: Rhett, Rhett... Rhett, if you go, where shall I go? What shall I do?
Rhett Butler: Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

Rhett Butler: With enough courage, you can do without a reputation.

Rhett Butler: I'm very drunk and I intend on getting still drunker before this evening's over.

Scarlett: I can't think about that right now. If I do, I'll go crazy. I'll think about that tomorrow.
 

The Ü™

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Inspector Clay is dead, murdered, and somebody's responsible.

The saucers are up there, the graveyard is out there, but I'll be locked up in there.

You see? You see? Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!
 
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Doc: Your file says you've got a degree from NYU. What in?
Dalton: Philosophy.
Doc: Any particular discipline?
Dalton: No. Not really. Man's search for faith. That sort of shit.
Doc: Come up with any answers?
Dalton: Not too many.
Doc: How's a guy like you end up a bouncer?
Dalton: Just lucky I guess.
 

SoAndSo

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From Dirty Dancing

Baby: I carried a watermelon.


Love that line!!!
 

EcK

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something from futurama comes to mind, I'm sure i heard better but well.

Bender meets god after experience being a divinity himself.

god: I saw you, You were doing alright until they all died.
 

Orangey

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Elliot: If we're gonna' die I want you to know something...

I was in a pharmacy a while ago, and there was a really good looking pharmacist behind the counter...really good looking. I went up and asked where the cough syrup was...I didn't even have a cough. And I almost bought it. And I'm talking about a completely superfluous bottle of cough syrup...that's like six bucks.

Alma: Are you joking?
 

ZiL

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Almost anything out of uh...Army of Darkness? lol
 

Kaizer

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Vincent: Want some bacon?
Jules: No man, I don't eat pork.
Vincent: Are you Jewish?
Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
Vincent: Why not?
Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own faeces.
Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.
Jules: I don't eat dog either.
Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charmin' motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?
 

nozflubber

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"The truth is that I... I don't like people much, and they don't much like me."
 

Lady_X

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^^ recognize it but can't place it...what is it?
 

Mort Belfry

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"Why did you put the gun together so quickly Gump?"

"Because you told me to Drill Sergeant."
 

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"Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?"


"A normal girl would risk calling him straight away. She would give him a rendez-vous at a café to give him his album back and in a few minutes, she would know if it is worth going on dreaming or not. This is called facing reality. And that is exactly the last thing Amelie wants!"


"Leonard, if Hartman finds us here, we'll be in a world of shit."
"I *am*... in a world... of shit."
 

ajblaise

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Buffalo Chick #1: It's a party.
Joe: Who's it gonna be, just you chicks?
Buffalo Chick #1: Yeah. We could play... submarine.
Hubbs: Actually ladies we gotta get going.
Buffalo Chick #2: Where you going?
Hubbs: Just cruisin' man.

Hubbs: Ever since you got hit by that laser at that Blue Oyster Cult Show you've been acting like a pussy!

Hubbs: I'd kick his ass if it wasn't for his massive upper body strength.

from The Stoned Age
 
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