In the not too distant future
next sunday A.D.
There was a guy named Joel
not too different from you or me.
He worked at Gizmonic Institute
just another face in a red jumpsuit.
He did a good job cleaning up the place
But his bosses didn't like him so they shot him into space.
"We'll send him cheezy movies,
the worst we can find." (la la la)
"He'll have to sit and watch them all
and we'll monitor his mind."
Now keep in mind Joel can't control
when the movies begin or end,
because he used those special parts
to make his robot friends.
Robot Roll Call!
If you're wondering how he eats and breathes
and other science facts, (la la la)
repeat to yourself "It's just a show,
I should really just relax,"
for Mystery Science Theater