The MBTIc Gauntlet 2008 Discussion Thread

[Jeffster]

That just.... hurts. In the joke place.

Aha! I have struck the first blow!

Team SH 1, Team Jen 0.

:cool:

[Silently Honest]

*pats Jeff on the back*

[kelric]

Team FMW
Eye-In-Tipi
Mort Belfry
Nocapszy
Rajah
ScantilyClad
Sleep
Tallulah
Telric


Assuming this is me... go Team FMW :)

[wolfmaiden14]

Aha! I have struck the first blow!

Team SH 1, Team Jen 0.

:cool:

I see SH and all I can think is Silent Hill. o.O

Like when I see SM in certain places and my first reaction is.. wait, what's wrong with Sailor Moon? Oh.. oh.. that's not what that means this time.. :blush:

[Tallulah]

Assuming this is me... go Team FMW :)

It is. My name used to be Kallulah, back in the day...

[Jennifer]

good god. if your game plan is to talk your opponents to death, i give up. it's not worth it.

Bwa ha ha. So EASY!!!!

It is. My name used to be Kallulah, back in the day...

I prefer Kahlua.

[Oberon]

:blush:

The mouse and the maiden will lead our team to VICTORY!!!

[wolfmaiden14]

That sounds like some sort of fairytale.

[EffEmDoubleyou]

FM is pleased.
FM will also be speaking in third person for the remainder of this contest.
FM hopes that Falcarius does not mind.

You've all been chosen for your various and disparate talents, yet we all share one thing in common: Bitterness (with the possible exception of Scanty) and a lack of compassion for our enemies. Okay, two things.

We shall dedicate our efforts to avenging our brother Kelric and his misspelled name. That and being snarky at every opportunity.


It is. My name used to be Kallulah, back in the day...

You're delicious with vodka and half-and-half.

Okay, now we have teams and the J portion of this affair is over. Are we actually going to play any games?

Edit: Damn you, Jennifer for stealing my Kahlua joke! I really need to increase my posting speed. You shall be targeted!

[Silently Honest]

FM is pleased.
FM will also be speaking in third person for the remainder of this contest.
FM hopes that Falcarius does not mind.

You've all been chosen for your various and disparate talents, yet we all share one thing in common: Bitterness (with the possible exception of Scanty) and a lack of compassion for our enemies. Okay, two things.

We shall dedicate our efforts to avenging our brother Kelric and his misspelled name. That and being snarky at every opportunity.




You're delicious with vodka and half-and-half.

Okay, now we have teams and the J portion of this affair is over. Are we actually going to play any games?

Edit: Damn you, Jennifer for stealing my Kahlua joke! I really need to increase my posting speed. You shall be targeted!

I see FMW is serious.

Know this, by the end of this you will all be dead.


And by dead I mean you'll lose.

I'm not trying to catch a murder charge.

[EffEmDoubleyou]

I see FMW is serious.

Know this, by the end of this you will all be dead.

And by dead I mean you'll lose.

I'm not trying to catch a murder charge.

FM sees that Team Pansy has checked in.

[disregard]

An update with the challenge for the first round will arrive once I speak with the captains about it.

[Silently Honest]

FM sees that Team Pansy has checked in.
Nice to see you guys made it safely.

Not really.

[Tallulah]

An update with the challenge for the first round will arrive once I speak with the captains about it.

This is all very Mission: Impossible! Tallulah likes. (Totally doing the 3rd person thing, too.)

[disregard]

Team ho and team hum, what colors (http://www.typologycentral.com/forums/bonfire/6306-mbtic-gauntlet-2008-a.html#post228613) are you?

[Jennifer]

FM sees that Team Pansy has checked in.

Yeah, F[erdinand the bull]EmDoubleYou knows all about flowers, I suppose!

[6sticks]

As a representative of Team Ho, I suggest whatever this is so as to better enable bathing in the blood of our defeated foes.

[Wolf]

Team ho and team hum, what colors (http://www.typologycentral.com/forums/bonfire/6306-mbtic-gauntlet-2008-a.html#post228613) are you?
Are you trying to say we're republicans and you're democrats?

[CaptainChick]

No offense to Jen, but who the hell is Limey, besides, of course her husband. ;)

Limey for Mr. Mazarin please!!!

(Eh, but we'll settle for Edahn)

Dana+Edahn+Samuel De Mazarin on one team = unfair.

The BLUE Team
Dana
DigitalMethod
Edahn
The Liquid Laser
Noel
Nottaprettygal
Pure_Mercury
Samuel De Mazarin
WobblyStilettos

[disregard]

I am trying to say that I like the color blue. It is a color of brilliance and victory.

And likewise, SH favored red.

So, no.

And republican.. democrat... two sides of the same filthy coin.

[disregard]

No offense to Jen, but who the hell is Limey, besides, of course her husband. ;)

Limey for Mr. Mazarin please!!!

(Eh, but we'll settle for Edahn)


The BLUE Team
Dana
DigitalMethod
Edahn
The Liquid Laser
Noel
Nottaprettygal
Pure_Mercury
Samuel De Mazarin
WobblyStilettos

No changesies, no swapsies.

Love your team, for you shall be bunking with them in body and spirit for the following two months.

[Silently Honest]

I am trying to say that I like the color blue. It is a color of brilliance and victory.

And likewise, SH favored red.


Red is bold and doesn't apologize. As bold as Love.

[Wolf]

And republican.. democrat... two sides of the same filthy coin.
True. Hence my wish to stay away from their colorings.

[disregard]

Re SH

That's deep.

It touched me in places unvisited since my junior high gym coach.

[EffEmDoubleyou]

Team ho and team hum, what colors (http://www.typologycentral.com/forums/bonfire/6306-mbtic-gauntlet-2008-a.html#post228613) are you?

Team FMW chooses dark green.

[pure_mercury]

No changesies, no swapsies.

Love your team, for you shall be bunking with them in body and spirit for the following two months.

I am liking Team Blue.

CaptainChick, you so wish you were a Team Blue-r. :woot:

[CaptainChick]

Seeing how Limey never/rarely posts here, we'll take nemo as his stand-in!!!

:yes:

[disregard]

True. Hence my wish to stay away from their colorings.

You must choose the lesser of two evils.

I didn't want each team to be referred to by or heavily associated with the team captain.

[Wolf]

You must choose the lesser of two evils.
But I don't want to! Democrats are the pinkos, they should be red.

I guess I did get the lesser of two evils, so I should be proud.

[EffEmDoubleyou]

Dana+Edahn+Samuel De Mazarin on one team = unfair.


Maybe if one of the events is "Impress CaptainChick". Sadly, it is not. ;)

[CaptainChick]

Honestly, both Edahn and Samual De Mazarin are ferocious posting monsters.

And there should only be *1* ferocious posting monster on each team.

:azdaja:

Dana, that little minx...she certainly knows her strategery!

[disregard]

The rounds aren't going to be about attacking people.

[disregard]

I updated the original post about what will go down and how.

[Jennifer]

Edit: Damn you, Jennifer for stealing my Kahlua joke! I really need to increase my posting speed. You shall be targeted!

Like that matters -- I could outpace you feebledweebilized brain while walking backwards in a vat of cold molasses while wearing a fat suit inside-out.

(And chewing gum.)

[EffEmDoubleyou]

Like that matters -- I could outpace you feebledweebilized brain while walking backwards in a vat of cold molasses while wearing a fat suit inside-out.

(And chewing gum.)

It just figures that you would be able to say that with empirical certainty.

[DigitalMethod]

Maybe the admins can, like, on the left side of the screen near our names, add "Blue Team" or something like that. Or perhaps change the color of our names? Or maybe we should just let the admins rest, and change our signatures to represent what team we are on? Uniformly change our signatures, that is.

I think that'd be cool, because, I don't want to come back to this thread every time I forget who's on what team.. ;)

[Silently Honest]

Add your team to your buddy list.

[disregard]

You don't have to keep track of what team you're on. Just pay attention to your job--producing win.

[Jennifer]

It just figures that you would be able to say that with empirical certainty.

It's so obvious even Sona could have figured it out.

[Edahn]

(Eh, but we'll settle for Edahn)

I hope we meet in the finals*, because I'm going to wipe the floor with your stupid avatar-face.




*if there is a finals

[Rajah]

I updated the original post about what will go down and how.All I see is lists in color now.

[disregard]

Here's what's going to happen: Whomever wishes to participate shall indicate so via this thread. Four members of MBTIc will be selected as your team captains. Teams shall be announced, and then.... the excitement begins. There will be a number of rounds in which all team members may participate. After everyone who wished to participate in the round submits their work by the given date, a winner will be chosen.

After the rounds, there will be a winning team, with the majority of rounds won. The rest of you shall bow down before the team captain and his or her crew and remember that you are inferior and shameful for the duration of the year until next summer's Gauntlet.

This part is new. It used to say that only one team member could participate in each round, and was rather vague.

[Edahn]

How bout we all change our type to symbolize our team?


(yes)

[Wolf]

This part is new. It used to say that only one team member could participate in each round, and was rather vague.
You're still rather vague.

[Firelie]

I'm not entirely sure what this is, but I've been incredibly bored since summer started.... Can I join still?

[Tallulah]

Maybe the admins can, like, on the left side of the screen near our names, add "Blue Team" or something like that. Or perhaps change the color of our names? Or maybe we should just let the admins rest, and change our signatures to represent what team we are on? Uniformly change our signatures, that is.

I think that'd be cool, because, I don't want to come back to this thread every time I forget who's on what team.. ;)

How bout we all change our type to symbolize our team?


(yes)


Yeah, we overcame that challenge already, by adopting an awesome coat-of-arms. *yawn*

[EffEmDoubleyou]

I'm not entirely sure what this is, but I've been incredibly bored since summer started.... Can I join still?

Join us. The other teams will be GREEN with envy.

[scantilyclad]

i like seeing all these green avatars. :)
already dominating.

[Firelie]

Join us. The other teams will be GREEN with envy.

Well....green IS my favorite color, after all.

[scantilyclad]

Well....green IS my favorite color, after all.

you could be our cheerleader.:static:

[disregard]

*smacks effem's hand away*

Away from the noobs!

You have to share.

*marks a section of firelie with a sharpie*

*looks for her cooking scissors*

[Firelie]

you could be our cheerleader.:static:

Hmm. That means I need to go find my pom-poms and an appropriately slutty skirt, doesn't it?

[Samuel De Mazarin]

I've changed my profile picture to represent my membership in Team BLUE (captained by Dana)... when do the games begin?

[scantilyclad]

Hmm. That means I need to go find my pom-poms and an appropriately slutty skirt, doesn't it?

yes, yes it does, and it better be green.

[EffEmDoubleyou]

It looks like the Blue team has adopted the persona of "Outer Space Aerobics Instructors".

[disregard]

The games begin tomorrow.

I am thinking each round will be 5 days long.

[EffEmDoubleyou]

*smacks effem's hand away*

Away from the noobs!

You have to share.

*marks a section of firelie with a sharpie*

*looks for her cooking scissors*

Is this where I'm supposed to go all Solomon and let her go rather than cut her up? Because I really am not the man Solomon was.

[Firelie]

Is this where I'm supposed to go all Solomon and let her go rather than cut her up? Because I really am not the man Solomon was.

HEY!!!

[SolitaryWalker]

Okay, pencil me in.

[Samuel De Mazarin]

It looks like the Blue team has adopted the persona of "Outer Space Aerobics Instructors".

I can live with that... I think you guys are green with envy over our sexy physiques and indefatigable love-making abilities.

[Samuel De Mazarin]

Okay, pencil me in.

It's more than obvious that BlueWing should be in the Blue Team. Done (?)

[Firelie]

I can live with that... I think you guys are green with envy over our sexy physiques and indefatigable love-making abilities.

Don't you mean "blue-balls"?

[disregard]

It's more than obvious that BlueWing should be in the Blue Team. Done (?)
No, we already have a powerhouse of win.

[Samuel De Mazarin]

No, we already have a powerhouse of win.

Dammit.

[EffEmDoubleyou]

Don't you mean "blue-balls"?

Ya burnt!

[disregard]

What team do you want to be on, BlueWing? Your pick.

[Samuel De Mazarin]

Don't you mean "blue-balls"?

I can't get no satisfaction.

[Firelie]

I can't get no satisfaction.

Poor baby. Maybe I can give you a tip... :nice: Eh???

[Tallulah]

Do we get Firelie? :D

[scantilyclad]

Do we get Firelie? :D

i sure hope so.:smile:

[Firelie]

Do we get Firelie? :D

If I have a say in the matter, yes.

[disregard]

Well we could:

Let firelie and bw pick their teams

or we could, wait for 2 more newcomers, and divvy them up by fighting over them.

i'm in favor of the former, as I'm tired and wanting to get past the team-forming stage.

[Firelie]

Okay, GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!

[CzeCze]

Wow...I leave the forum for a little bit and we're on to 33 frickin' pages??

Sooo...what did I miss?

Are we throwing water balloons at each other yet?

[Tallulah]

Okay, GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

[SolitaryWalker]

What team do you want to be on, BlueWing? Your pick.

Red

[EffEmDoubleyou]

Okay, GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!

Yay! I feel like the Yankees. The free-agent destination of choice. :)

[DigitalMethod]

:laugh:

I left for like two hours, came back, looked, saw there were like 5 more pages so I gave them a look, and saw all the green avatars, and was thinking "Wow someone sure likes to spam posts who is that? Oh, it's more than one... person..."

Oh crap, my avatar's green... :doh:

[arcticangel02]

Wow, speaking of sudden threads. I'm not here for a day or two and you all go organising gauntlet competitions!

Still room for one more?? :D

[disregard]

Pick either Team Jen or Blue team, arctic.

[arcticangel02]

Blue Team, please!

[Owl]

Someone on the blue team needs to make The Beast from the X-men cartoon their avatar.

http://darkben2.free.fr/images/galeries/images/artistes/bell/2/beast.jpg

Please!

[CaptainChick]

Fuck...

This...

Shit...

I envy the Blue Team,

Why?

Because of Samuel De Mazarin.

Just look at his avatar...

Who can possibly top that, or him?!?!?!

He's the quintessence of cool.

Lol, I am jelus!

;)

[Jen]

I thought I'd be on yours, since you invited me...Tis alright, I know you'll be with your fellow INTJ's in spirit. ;)

Fuck...

This...

Shit...

I envy the Blue Team,

Why?

Because of Samuel De Mazarin.

Just look at his avatar...

Who can possibly top that, or him?!?!?!

He's the quintessence of cool.

Lol, I am jelus!

Enough of that! Our team fucking rocks! I got everyone I chose and wanted and couldn't be more pleased. Let the slaughter begin!

[arcticangel02]

Someone on the blue team needs to make The Beast from the X-men cartoon their avatar.

http://darkben2.free.fr/images/galeries/images/artistes/bell/2/beast.jpg

Please!


Done!

Bring it on! :D

[Jen]

No offense to Jen, but who the hell is Limey, besides, of course her husband.

Limey for Mr. Mazarin please!!!

(Eh, but we'll settle for Edahn)

Dana+Edahn+Samuel De Mazarin on one team = unfair.

Team Jen
Jen- iNfJ
6sticks-ISTP
CaptainChick- ENFP
Digest- ENTP
Limey- INTJ
Night- INTJ
Oberon- ENTP
Randomnity- IsTP
wolfmaiden14- INFJ
Uberfuhrer- INTJ

Who is Limey? He's our Northern Bullet. Now perk up and lets have some team spirit. In other words less yap more strategizing.

good god. if your game plan is to talk your opponents to death, i give up. it's not worth it.No worries. It's like watching puppies yapping while chasing their tails. More time for us to think.

And we'll stay the color we are as it's just a distraction and we're here to win, not choose what "color" we are.

[Samuel De Mazarin]

Fuck...

This...

Shit...

I envy the Blue Team,

Why?

Because of Samuel De Mazarin.

Just look at his avatar...

Who can possibly top that, or him?!?!?!

He's the quintessence of cool.

Lol, I am jelus!

;)

Stop! you're making me blush...

As for my avatar... the whole aerobics thing turned me off... so now I'm an incarnation of Vishnu (whose skin is blue).... I am the Lion-Man (Narasingha), come to vanquish the sinful and bring justice to an unjust world... by brutal means.

[CaptainChick]

Stop! you're making me blush...

As for my avatar... the whole aerobics thing turned me off... so now I'm an incarnation of Vishnu (whose skin is blue).... I am the Lion-Man (Narasingha), come to vanquish the sinful and bring justice to an unjust world... by brutal means.
Boo!!!

Your avatar was so inspiring that I've been spending the past hour, frantically searching my house for some , or what would be some pretty impressive props, but alas they were not found.

New avatar pic to come shortly however.

And do yourself a favor man...

Bring the mojo that was/is you in that avatar back, please????

P.S.

You and your entire cyano-not-gonna win team is about to have your asses beat.

:smooch:

But have no fear, we'll be sure to give it to ya'll Jen-tly.

;)

[CaptainChick]

Team Jen
Jen- iNfJ
6sticks-ISTP
CaptainChick- CUNT
Digest- ENTP
Limey- INTJ
Night- INTJ
Oberon- ENTP
Randomnity- IsTP
wolfmaiden14- INFJ

Who is Limey? He's our Northern Bullet. Now perk up and lets have some team spirit. In other words less yap more strategizing..
Nice. ;)

And, I couldn't help but notice you got my type wrong. :boohoo:

No, problem, consider it fixed. :)

*Just don't make the same mistake again, goddamit!!!

:azdaja:

[EffEmDoubleyou]

I discovered that all ten of my team members are IN, including six INTPs. I really hope that streaking and telemarketing are not categories in the Gauntlet.

[Night]

Fuck...

This...

Shit...

I envy the Blue Team,

;)

*YAWN*

Dude.

You've already won.

[disregard]

*YAWN*

Dude.

You've already won.

No, Night, you are the mops. And then the blue team wiped the floor with Night.

[Night]

No, Night, you are the mops. And then the blue team wiped the floor with Night.

The -what- team?

I'll take you all on.

[Samuel De Mazarin]

Boo!!!

Your avatar was so inspiring that I've been spending the past hour, frantically searching my house for some , or what would be some pretty impressive props, but alas they were not found.

New avatar pic to come shortly however.

And do yourself a favor man...

Bring the mojo that was/is you in that avatar back, please????

P.S.

You and your entire cyano-not-gonna win team is about to have your asses beat.

:smooch:

But have no fear, we'll be sure to give it to ya'll Jen-tly.

;)

I'm being bowled over... what choice do I have? I'll go back to it soon enough... I'll see what you do with your inspiration. ;)

[Jeffster]

Hmm. That means I need to go find my pom-poms and an appropriately slutty skirt, doesn't it?

You should have pics of this posted already. Stop slacking.

:yes:

[Silently Honest]

Haha, Bluewing has joined the fight.

As if my team wasn't already a force before.

[Jeffster]

Wow...I leave the forum for a little bit and we're on to 33 frickin' pages??

It's only seven pages for me. You need to tighten up your shizzle.


Sooo...what did I miss?

I owned wolfmaiden in the first confrontation. My prowess on the field of battle was the stuff of legends.

Are we throwing water balloons at each other yet?

Any minute now. Okay, girls, put on your white t-shirts and line up single file, facing me. :party2:

[nottaprettygal]

What does everyone think of this idea?

We'll create a special subforum for all four teams. Your subforum will only be visible to your teammates (and forum administrators). The forums are only to be used for the game, not to gossip about forum members, etc, which is why it will be visible to administrators.

Then we'll have a special submission/trash talk forum that everyone can utilize.

It seems easier than PMing. What does everyone think?

[Jen]

An INFP against an INTJ. :laugh: No contest.

[Silently Honest]

What does everyone think of this idea?

We'll create a special subforum for all four teams. Your subforum will only be visible to your teammates (and forum administrators). The forums are only to be used for the game, not to gossip about forum members, etc, which is why it will be visible to administrators.

Then we'll have a special submission/trash talk forum that everyone can utilize.

It seems easier than PMing. What does everyone think?

I think you and Haight are both collectively an awesome previously unknown to man.

[Jeffster]

What does everyone think of this idea?

We'll create a special subforum for all four teams. Your subforum will only be visible to your teammates (and forum administrators). The forums are only to be used for the game, not to gossip about forum members, etc, which is why it will be visible to administrators.

Then we'll have a special submission/trash talk forum that everyone can utilize.

It seems easier than PMing. What does everyone think?

I think it's your best idea EVAR!!

I'm already spray-painting the walls over at the red team clubhouse. :headphne:

[disregard]

Haight, npg, I love you.

[scantilyclad]

What does everyone think of this idea?

We'll create a special subforum for all four teams. Your subforum will only be visible to your teammates (and forum administrators). The forums are only to be used for the game, not to gossip about forum members, etc, which is why it will be visible to administrators.

Then we'll have a special submission/trash talk forum that everyone can utilize.

It seems easier than PMing. What does everyone think?

excellent idea!

[Oberon]

Scanty, in order to be true to your name, you have to do everything naked.

[scantilyclad]

Scanty, in order to be true to your name, you have to do everything naked.

how bout half naked...i think that would be more true to my name.:yes:

[EffEmDoubleyou]

NPG, sounds like a great idea! Enough so that I have put aside any thoughts that your team might receive a little home cookin' from the judges :)


how bout half naked...i think that would be more true to my name.:yes:

As team captain, I believe it falls under my purview to determine which half is naked.

[Jeffster]

how bout half naked...i think that would be more true to my name.:yes:

Ehhh, "scantily" is more than half, I'd say at least 80 percent. :yes:

[SolitaryPenguin]

Nice, I go to sleep a loser and I wake up on the winningest team in the history of ever.

Just point me at whatever I need to kill, or poke repeatedly in the eye.

[scantilyclad]

NPG, sounds like a great idea! Enough so that I have put aside any thoughts that your team might receive a little home cookin' from the judges :)




As team captain, I believe it falls under my purview to determine which half is naked.

This sounds fair enough. i'm partial to the top half though.

[disregard]

Nice, I go to sleep a loser and I wake up on the winningest team in the history of ever.

Just point me at whatever I need to kill, or poke repeatedly in the eye.

Just so you know, the part in bold made me spit my tea out laughing.

[Jeffster]

Nice, I go to sleep a loser and I wake up on the winningest team in the history of ever.

Just point me at whatever I need to kill, or poke repeatedly in the eye.

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/2008/04/16-22/borat.jpg

HIGH FIVE!

[arcticangel02]

Yay, Gauntlet forum!

MBTIc rocks! :D

[SolitaryPenguin]

What's even funnier is that I am still, in fact, a loser.

But I am okay with it.

Sorry about the tea.

:)

[Jeffster]

This sounds fair enough. i'm partial to the top half though.

Me too. :holy:

[Uberfuhrer]

I'm going to ask again. Why am I not able to be a part of whatever this thing is?

[Oberon]

This sounds fair enough. i'm partial to the top half though.

I thought of suggesting the left half, but that's not really practical.

[disregard]

You can be on Jen's team! Then all of the teams will be even. ok?

(I didn't know you wanted to play, uber.)

[disregard]

Jen

What color is your team?

conform, damn you!

[scantilyclad]

I thought of suggesting the left half, but that's not really practical.

Yes this seems to be quite difficult to do. I'm not sure if i want to cut my clothes down the middle, as i can't see how i can get them to stay on, without gluing them to my body.

[arcticangel02]

http://www.seldo.com/pictures/blueteam/logo_blueteam.png

[Oberon]

Whaddya think, Jen?

Teal? Aquamarine? Fuschia?

I vote vermilion. :D

[Jennifer]

No worries. It's like watching puppies yapping while chasing their tails. More time for us to think.

That's actually your flaw. You need time to think.
We can yap because we think on our feet and are multitaskers.


Wait? BlueWing's on our team now?
Oh we already won anything he plays in, as long as it's a war of attrition.
(I'm going out for coffee!)

[Jen]

You can be on Jen's team! Then all of the teams will be even. ok?

(I didn't know you wanted to play, uber.)Ive already sent Haight my next choices since the blue team has more players.

As for the name, we're deliberating. I'm currently fond of black but we'll see.

[Silently Honest]

It's beginning, the rooms are being made.

[disregard]

Ive already sent Haight my next choices since the blue team has more players.

As for the name, we're deliberating. I'm currently fond of black but we'll see.

All teams have 10, except yours has 9 10.

* just added uber to Jen's team.

[Oberon]

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you fuschia:

http://www.kamsewunique.com/custom-bandanas-images/custom-bandana-fuschia.jpg

[SolitaryPenguin]

Reminds me of Pepto Bismol.

Mmm, chalky sweet goodness.

[Silently Honest]

SolitaryPenguin.

Our new team sig.

[Oberon]

Aquamarine?

http://static.zoovy.com/img/kyledesign/W140-H140-Be5e5ff/colorcharts/aquamarine_aluminum.jpg

[disregard]

PURPLE? ORANGE? YELLOW?

[Oberon]

Okay, I vote fluorescent black.

[Jen]

Either the black team or burgundy team. What color is Phoenix wearing?

[disregard]

Wrong answer. Yellow team it is.

[Jen]

Wrong answer. Yellow team it is.No it's not the wrong answer. You asked and we voted Black so change it now. You're not playing fair and we haven't even begun yet.

[disregard]

Ok black.

[Silently Honest]

Yellow is quite difficult to see.

[CaptainChick]

Black..

I like this color very much.

The Black Team.

Hawt!!!

Feelin' it for sure.

Awwww, now I am feewing bad for da red and brue teams

Put into perspective, they now seem so, well, so, I dunno, childish, I guess.

The Black Team, however, well, we mean serious business and we don't fuck around.

Be scerred, be very scerred.

[Jennifer]

Black.
Yeah. Absence of color.

So... you guys don't even have a color.

Nice way to start. ;)

[JivinJeffJones]

Fun thread. Sorry I missed it. And I'm still missing it, since I'm too lazy to read 17 pages of non-scifi/fantasy.





:doh:I've said too much.

[SolitaryPenguin]

Childish?

http://www.tvacres.com/images/koolaid5b.jpg

There is nothing childish about Kool-Aid Man.



oh yeah

[Silently Honest]

Black..

I like this color very much.

The Black Team.

Hawt!!!

Feelin' it for sure.

Awwww, now I am feewing bad for da red and brue teams

Put into perspective, they now seem so, well, so, I dunno, childish, I guess.

The Black Team, however, well, we mean serious business and we don't fuck around.

Be scerred, be very scerred.

Black.
Yeah. Absence of color.

So... you guys don't even have a color.

Nice way to start. ;)
Team Red:1 Team plain: 0

[Jen]

Black.
Yeah. Absence of color.

So... you guys don't even have a color.

Nice way to start. ;)Black is all colors in one. The red team will need plenty of these.

http://straightwhiteguy.mu.nu/images/tampax.jpg

[pure_mercury]

All right, guys. Check out the new avatar. I just blue myself.

[nottaprettygal]

Moved to the new and shiny Gauntlet Open Discussion

[Jennifer]

Black is all colors in one.

Oh. Yeah. Right. A muddy mess. (I remember fingerpainting in first grade now.)

The red team will need plenty of these.

Why? We're not planning to "Good Samaritan" you. Fix your own d*mn bandages.

[Jen]

Oh. Yeah. Right. A muddy mess. (I remember fingerpainting in first grade now.)



Why? We're not planning to "Good Samaritan" you. Fix your own d*mn bandages.You're just bitter because you aren't on Nights team.

[Jennifer]

You're just bitter because you aren't on Nights team.

Not really -- I'm stocking up for awesome "make-up" sex.

[Jen]

I don't know any man who'll go there while you're bleeding. Any volunteers?

[Wolf]

Black is all colors in one.
Nope, wrong. It's the absence thereof.

[Oberon]

I don't know any man who'll go there while you're bleeding.

Perhaps you haven't met very many men...?

[Jen]

Perhaps you haven't met very many men...?Are you volunteering?

[Jennifer]

Perhaps you haven't met very many men...?

I'm under the impression there are many who are willing to "buck up" and make the sacrifice. Male chivalry and all that, ya know.

[Oberon]

Are you volunteering?

No... but I'm prevented by my commitment to my wife, not by any particular squeamishness.

The shower is the appropriate venue for such activity.

[Jen]

No... but I'm prevented by my commitment to my wife, not by any particular squeamishness.

The shower is the appropriate venue for such activity.Just so we're clear I was asking if you were volunteering for Jennifer not me. :)

[Jennifer]

Just for the record, I didn't volunteer for NUTHIN' here!!!

Did I tell you I got a concealed weapon license?

[Oberon]

Just so we're clear I was asking if you were volunteering for Jennifer not me. :)

Yeah, yeah. :D

[Jen]

Yeah, yeah. :DFor reals. I'm very well looked after. :yes:

[Oberon]

For reals. I'm very well looked after. :yes:

Three weeks per month, anyway. :D

[Jen]

Three weeks per month, anyway. :DI said I don't know many, not mine doesn't go there. :)

[Oberon]

Okay, enough sparring with my own captain.

What form is this competition going to take? Do we know?

[Silently Honest]

Nope.

[Limey]

I was meditating on the shores of lake Titicaca and I have achieved enlightenment.

[Night]

I was meditating on the shores of lake Titicaca and I have achieved enlightenment.

Good man.

Ready to win?

[Limey]

Good man.

Ready to win?

M8s FTW!!!11!!one!1

[PinkPiranha]

Yay! I look good in red!

[Eye-In-TiPi]

Limey, you were so right about the white hair, but aren't you forgetting something? If you really want to pwn, you're gonna need the panama hat. I know it would cover some of that snowy coolness, but the authority it radiates would be worth the sacrifice.

[disregard]

Alright, we have some important updates coming soon. Stay tuned.

[Limey]

Limey, you were so right about the white hair, but aren't you forgetting something? If you really want to pwn, you're gonna need the panama hat. I know it would cover some of that snowy coolness, but the authority it radiates would be worth the sacrifice.

Nice try with the ol' bugged panama hat gambit.
I've purchased my own panama and it has night vision, an automated brow wiper and titanium reinforcement

[Night]

It was a weak ruse.

[Limey]

Alright, we have some important updates coming soon. Stay tuned.

Hello Clarice...

Do you like my skin suit?
I made it just for you...


alalalaluhluhluhluhluh. That's my tongue, not the donors.

[Eye-In-TiPi]

Nice try with the ol' bugged panama hat gambit.
I've purchased my own panama and it has night vision, an automated brow wiper and titanium reinforcement

Dammit!!!1! That hat cost me a fortune. ($4 at a yard sale.) Could you at least slip it onto the head of one of the red or blue team members? I gotta have my intel and I really need to get my money's worth out of the hat since I squandered my lunch money on it.

Yours looks nice, BTW.

[Limey]

Dammit!!!1! That hat cost me a fortune. ($4 at a yard sale.) Could you at least slip it onto the head of one of the red or blue team members? I gotta have my intel and I really need to get my money's worth out of the hat since I squandered my lunch money on it.

Yours looks nice, BTW.

<skims hat across the room, aiming for Edahn's impossibly large cranium, (don't forget to send mom flowers for all she went through) - somehow misses and lands on Jennifer's penis>

[6sticks]

You greenies look so cute with your matching avatars.

[Rajah]

Victory, it will be mine. Ours. Mine. Whatever; just not yours.


I guess.

[Night]

Victory, it will be mine. Ours. Mine. Whatever; just not yours.


I guess.

Nice.

I was hoping you'd show up, my dear.

[Rajah]

Nice.

I was hoping you'd show up, my dear.Flirting will get you nowhere.

[Night]

I'm not a player, I just crush a lot.

[Limey]

What is that on the green shield?
It looks like a turd and a cigarette holder stuck in a piece of dried amber.

If it were Jurassic park, you could extract the poopstick DNA.

[Grayscale]

http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/8474/asdftn6.jpg

i think red will look good on you




...and on your clothes, the floor, the walls, my tanto... :devil:

[Oberon]

<skims hat across the room, aiming for Edahn's impossibly large cranium, (don't forget to send mom flowers for all she went through) - somehow misses and lands on Jennifer's penis>

[SNERK!!!]

[disregard]

I'm not a player, I just crush a lot.

I'm not a liberal, I just complain a lot.

[Rajah]

I'm not a player, I just crush a lot.Clearly not with your comebacks...

What is that on the green shield?
It looks like a turd and a cigarette holder stuck in a piece of dried amber.

If it were Jurassic park, you could extract the poopstick DNA.I'm claiming nepotism; Jen clearly didn't select you for her team because of your witty repartee.

[Grayscale]

team red's first victory! :devil:

Results 1 - 20 of about 268,000,000 for red (http://images.google.com/images?um=1&q=red&btnG=Search+Images)

Results 1 - 20 of about 232,000,000 for black (NSFW) (http://images.google.com/images?um=1&hl=en&safe=off&q=black&btnG=Search+Images)

Results 1 - 20 of about 230,000,000 for blue (http://images.google.com/images?um=1&hl=en&safe=off&q=blue&btnG=Search+Images)

Results 1 - 20 of about 157,000,000 for green (http://images.google.com/images?um=1&hl=en&safe=off&q=green&btnG=Search+Images)

[SolitaryPenguin]

And yet I clicked the NSFW link anyway.

Damn ironic that the boss walked by at that exact moment.

[Limey]

[SNERK!!!]

HOOPLAH!


I'm claiming nepotism; Jen clearly didn't select you for her team because of your witty repartee.

ooh! somebody pulled their knickers up too high today

team red's first victory! :devil:

Results 1 - 20 of about 268,000,000 for red (http://images.google.com/images?um=1&q=red&btnG=Search+Images)

Results 1 - 20 of about 232,000,000 for black (NSFW) (http://images.google.com/images?um=1&hl=en&safe=off&q=black&btnG=Search+Images)

Results 1 - 20 of about 230,000,000 for blue (http://images.google.com/images?um=1&hl=en&safe=off&q=blue&btnG=Search+Images)

Results 1 - 20 of about 157,000,000 for green (http://images.google.com/images?um=1&hl=en&safe=off&q=green&btnG=Search+Images)

Looks like pink is trying to infiltrate black.

[Night]

Clearly not with your comebacks...



You're cute.

I look forward to meeting up again later.

[Jen]

Goddammit Rajah! Stop trying to distract us with your camel toe and pull your fucking pants down a bit.

[MacGuffin]

I'm claiming nepotism; Jen clearly didn't select you for her team because of your witty repartee.

Goddammit Rajah! Stop trying to distract us with your camel toe and pull your fucking pants down a bit.

Hmm, maybe she did.

[PinkPiranha]

Looks like pink is trying to infiltrate black.

Yeah. I'll do that if you don't watch me. Go streaking right off to the swing sets and won't come back.

Goddammit Rajah! Stop trying to distract us with your camel toe and pull your fucking pants down a bit.

SEXAY!

[Jen]

SEXAY!Yes which is why she needs to cover that up.

[Jennifer]

<skims hat across the room, aiming for Edahn's impossibly large cranium, (don't forget to send mom flowers for all she went through) - somehow misses and lands on Jennifer's penis>

Okay, I've got a sense of humor (obviously, I think I've shown that over the years) -- but show at least a smidgen of goddamned common sense and please knock it the hell off, please.

[Rajah]

SEXAY!It is true I bring a healthy dose of sex appeal to the green team. And we've already established I'm singlehandedly besting two of the Jen Team members in wit. And we're not even counting my other extremely sexy, very witty teammates yet.

This should be a breeze.

[Oberon]

It is true I bring a healthy dose of sex appeal to the green team.

Not a particularly difficult task, I hesitate to add...

[Rajah]

Not a particularly difficult task, I hesitate to add...You're right. I am just that sexy.

[Jen]

I'm seeing this <lots of yap> when I want to see this <real action>.

[Rajah]

I'm seeing this <lots of yap> when I want to see this <real action>.Is Limey disappointing you again?

[disregard]

ba-zing!

[Limey]

ZZZzzzzzzzip!

Fra-Doing-a-doing-a-doing

[Jen]

Is Limey disappointing you again?Heavens no. I was referring to you.

[Oberon]

Rajah, looks like you better get yourself undressed. Jen's ready for action.

[Rajah]

ZZZzzzzzzzip!

Fra-Doing-a-doing-a-doingIf you hope flashing people is going to win you any points in this competition, I'd recommend bringing something more impressive to the table.

[Rajah]

Rajah, looks like you better get yourself undressed. Jen's ready for action.No doubt. I'm way better at satisfying a woman.

[Limey]

If you hope flashing people is going to win you any points in this competition, I'd recommend bringing something more impressive to the table.

I brought warm butter to the table. Won't you hop on?

[Rajah]

I brought warm butter to the table. Won't you hop on?Seriously, Jen, is this the best your team has to offer?

[Limey]

Seriously, Jen, is this the best your team has to offer?

What's that? all I heard was nom nom oomff roumb roumb mmmmguhn

[Rajah]

What's that? all I heard was nom nom oomff roumb roumb mmmmguhnAre you implying you're finally going down on your wife? If so, you're doing that wrong too.

[Oberon]

...never mind.

[Jen]

Well it seems as if we've already won the tight fanny and huge cock contest. What's next?

[digesthisickness]

*sigh*

[Limey]

Are you implying you're finally going down on your wife? If so, you're doing that wrong too.

Once you go black, you never go back

[Nocap]

So are there going to be any damned games or is this just for back and forth banter?

As much noise as this is making, you'd think there might be at least a good bit of y'know...

<_<

...event content.

[wolfmaiden14]

o_O

I call a karaoke contest!! :D

[Rajah]

Well it seems as if we've already won the tight fanny and huge cock contest. What's next?I love these opportunities for a select-a-response generator. Please choose from the following:

1) You're right, Jen. My cock isn't nearly as impressive as yours.

OR

2) True. I've always said you had a giant dick living with you.

[Rajah]

So are there going to be any damned games or is this just for back and forth banter?

As much noise as this is making, you'd think there might be at least a good bit of y'know...

<_<

...event content.
I've been toying while I wait.

[Nocap]

Well so have I, but I've got work to do.

I don't want to miss an, or especially my event...

If it ever fucking comes up.

[disregard]

The round shall be announced very soon.

[Nocap]

Then why didn't you use that post to announce it?

[disregard]

Because I'm not announcing it.

[Jennifer]

I brought warm butter to the table. Won't you hop on?

Yup. Soft as always.

[Limey]

I still have a turkey baster half full of warm butter.

[digesthisickness]

i find it hilarious that everyone's talking shit without even knowing what the hell the competition will consist of. for all you guys know, you SUCK.

[Jennifer]

I still have a turkey baster half full of warm butter.

Wait -- you're the Pillsbury Dough Boy and your kids are all half-margarine?

"Tonight on Family Feud, it's the TRANS-FAT FAMILY!"

[Rajah]

i find it hilarious that everyone's talking shit without even knowing what the hell the competition will consist of. for all you guys know you SUCK.Who said this was part of the competition?

[Nocap]

i find it hilarious that everyone's talking shit without even knowing what the hell the competition will consist of. for all you guys know you SUCK.

Agree, but my suspicion by now, is that there are no games. Just shit talking.

As much fun as that is, it's not.

[Magic Poriferan]

Agree, but my suspicion by now, is that there are no games. Just shit talking.

As much fun as that is, it's not.

Mind elaborating the dynamics of this paradox?

[Jennifer]

Who said this was part of the competition?

And whoever insisted that "telling the truth" was inherently part of talking smack?

[Limey]

Wait -- you're the Pillsbury Dough Boy and your kids are all half-margarine?

"Tonight on Family Feud, it's the TRANS-FAT FAMILY!"

You're just jealous of my doughy, white boobs.

[Nocap]

Mind elaborating the dynamics of this paradox?

Refuse.

[digesthisickness]

Who said this was part of the competition?

i didn't mean to imply that i thought it was part of the actual competition.

only that actions speak louder than words.

[Limey]

It's gone quiet, somethings happening, I sense a disturbance in the force.....


No, It was just Rajah's "repartee", getting up off the swingset.

[wolfmaiden14]

i find it hilarious that everyone's talking shit without even knowing what the hell the competition will consist of. for all you guys know, you SUCK.


Heh. Heh. YEAH we do!

Giggity giggity.

[digesthisickness]

Heh. Heh. YEAH we do!

Giggity giggity.

*checks to see if wolfmaiden14 is on her team*

*sees she is*

okay, i'm gonna have to ask you to stop that.

[wolfmaiden14]

:happy:

But that's always my best comeback!

"You suck!"

"Yes, and I'm GOOD at it too!"

[Jennifer]

You're just jealous of vomitous at the thought of my doughy, white boobs.

Fixed.

*checks to see if wolfmaiden14 is on her team*
*sees she is*
okay, i'm gonna have to ask you to stop that.

yessss! yesss, that's right! Give into the annoyance and scorn! Feel it flow through you!

[Limey]

:happy:

But that's always my best comeback!

"You suck!"

"Yes, and I'm GOOD at it too!"

I had steak n' shake the other day. I didn't get a straw in the drive through and had to use a thin one from home. It was a lot of effort. I am not good at sucking.

Fixed.

If challenge #1 is a boob-off, one of us will be eating our words, (and possibly sweet Pillsbury biscuits)

[Rajah]

It's gone quiet, somethings happening, I sense a disturbance in the force.....


No, It was just Rajah's "repartee", getting up off the swingset.I must insist you be quiet now. You're embarrassing your wife.

[Limey]

I must insist you be quiet now. You're embarrassing your wife.

INCONCEIVABLE!

[Jennifer]

INCONCEIVABLE!

Go fight a land war in Asia.
Or a drug war in Columbia.
Or something.

[MacGuffin]

Hey you chatwhores, the game is on and you can change the color of your name.

[Limey]

Go fight a land war in Asia.
Or a drug war in Columbia.
Or something.

Khmer rouge?

[Jen]

Under normal circumstances I'd be irritated, but in this case I'll just say stop flirting (all of you) and lets get this shit moving.

[Brendan]

Wait. Team captains? Photos?
What?

I WANT TO PLAY!

[digesthisickness]

yessss! yesss, that's right! Give into the annoyance and scorn! Feel it flow through you!

um. i was talking about her sounding like you and delilah.

[Brendan]

Damnit to Hell. I hate being late to a party.

[Limey]

Damnit to Hell. I hate being late to a party.

This party is not pants optional

[Samuel De Mazarin]

This party is not pants optional

Depends on who's not wearing the pants... CaptainChick, Digesthisickness, Jen, Jennifer... etc...

[Brendan]

This party is not pants optional
That's never stopped me before.

[Limey]

Depends on who's not wearing the pants... CaptainChick, Digesthisickness, Jen, Jennifer... etc...

Have you ever seen the crying game?

[Samuel De Mazarin]

Have you ever seen the crying game?

Actually... no... did I miss an important reference?

[Oberon]

Actually... no... did I miss an important reference?

You might say that.