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LadyJaye
05-06-2008, 03:12 AM
[[Moved from Get a Room You Bastards (http://www.typologycentral.com/forums/fluff-zone/5533-get-room-you-guys.html).]]


:holy: We could! And we could ask them all about thier lives and maybe let them squeeze orange juice for us in Mexico if they proved worthy!

I love the way you think! Tough men treading out our orange juice, fresh each morning.

elfinchilde
05-06-2008, 03:18 AM
Would you prefer them attired in bowties or fig leaves?

tell me your dreams, darlings......

:popc1:

whatever
05-06-2008, 03:37 AM
attired? :shock: you puritan!


:devil:

white
05-06-2008, 04:00 AM
I love the way you think! Tough men treading out our orange juice, fresh each morning.

The juice, or the men? :popc1:

targobelle
05-06-2008, 04:20 AM
if at 36 I was a gilf I would DIE!

I would be okay with being referred to as a milf...

I have a friend who is a 'milf' man he's 25 and it's so funny!

elfinchilde
05-06-2008, 04:21 AM
attired? :shock: you puritan!


:devil:

not even little fig leaves? :cry: buh...buh...it's always nice to have your presents wrapped, isn't it? *angelic*

ooh yea. fresh is best. :devil:

disregard
05-06-2008, 04:22 AM
My three best friends from high school's nickname for my dad was Dilf. :sick:

swordpath
05-06-2008, 04:38 AM
My three best friends from high school's nickname for my dad was Dilf. :sick:

hahaha.

disregard
05-06-2008, 04:38 AM
They would address him as such, and he would laugh and be like "What's a dilf? Tell me!"

heart
05-06-2008, 04:44 AM
They would address him as such, and he would laugh and be like "What's a dilf? Tell me!"

Goodness, what brazen hussies. :D

None of my friends had happening Dads, but I had a this history teacher in my senior year...

swordpath
05-06-2008, 04:58 AM
Dilf = dad of girl from American Beauty

ThatsWhatHeSaid
05-06-2008, 04:45 PM
Moved from Get a Room You Bastards (http://www.typologycentral.com/forums/fluff-zone/5533-get-room-you-guys.html).

:azdaja:

white
05-06-2008, 04:46 PM
aheee. Scowler needs a room? :D Fluff can be derailed?

ThatsWhatHeSaid
05-06-2008, 04:48 PM
Everything can be derailed, dear aelan. Everything.

elfinchilde
05-06-2008, 04:51 PM
scowler needs a room (and partner) to get that scowl off his adorable little face. :whistling:

damn, i think there should be a law against avatars that are too cute. :doh:

white
05-06-2008, 05:00 PM
^ and with that, his point is proven. :D

Domino
05-06-2008, 05:34 PM
I'm pressing my bosom to this thread. Like right now.

Sarcasticus
05-06-2008, 05:41 PM
I'm pressing my bosom to this thread. Like right now.

How YOU doin'?

prplchknz
05-06-2008, 06:14 PM
Dilf = dad of girl from American Beauty

I was reading DILF as Daughter I'd Like to Fuck.

JAVO
05-06-2008, 07:05 PM
I never thought I'd see a thread with this title posted by LadyJaye! :shocking:


(:D)

swordpath
06-28-2008, 07:52 PM
revived and resuscitated!

Jeffster
06-28-2008, 10:30 PM
I was reading DILF as Daughter I'd Like to Fuck.

The other day I was out to lunch and this girl eating lunch with her mom and siblings caught my eye. I must have looked at her a little too long because I glanced over and saw her mom giving me the "don't even think about it" look. I shot back the "don't worry, Mama, you can come too" look and she sorta smirked and looked away. :D

01011010
06-30-2008, 05:17 PM
...but I had a this history teacher in my senior year...

I had a history teacher in high school too. He was yummy.

Samuel De Mazarin
06-30-2008, 05:48 PM
Ms. B------.... art teacher in middle school... she'd be leaning over a work desk, helping with another student's project, and everyone else in the class behind her would just stare.... it was.... like... when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's amore! :wubbie:

Oberon
06-30-2008, 05:51 PM
I had a history teacher in high school too. He was yummy.

Do you mean he looked yummy, or that he was yummy? :huh:

01011010
06-30-2008, 06:00 PM
Do you mean he looked yummy, or that he was yummy? :huh:

He looked yummy. I can imagine the rest. ^.~

prplchknz
06-30-2008, 06:05 PM
I still believe that

DILF-should be daughter I'd like to fuck

and

FILF-Father I'd like to fuck

JAVO
06-30-2008, 08:11 PM
...and then there's the MIDF's

prplchknz
06-30-2008, 08:53 PM
...and then there's the MIDF's

Mother's I didn't fuck? :huh: how many mom's have you slept with that you need that as a category :devil:

JAVO
06-30-2008, 09:07 PM
:laugh:


Mother's I didn't fuck? :huh:
close :whistling:

prplchknz
06-30-2008, 09:13 PM
Mother's I did fuck?


I like mine better it implies something a lot more interesting.

JAVO
06-30-2008, 09:27 PM
Mother's I did fuck?

I like mine better it implies something a lot more interesting.

True, but your idea is a category for a person who isn't as "interesting." :D



Disclaimer: My wife is also a mother. ;)

LadyJaye
06-30-2008, 10:01 PM
I never thought I'd see a thread with this title posted by LadyJaye! :shocking:


(:D)


Me neither! :shock: I could wring Edahn's nose right now. Just wring it right off.

I didn't even know what the terms meant until now. :blush:

MacGuffin
06-30-2008, 10:04 PM
Me neither! :shock: I could wring Edahn's nose right now. Just wring it right off.
While you're doing violence, will you punch your sister for me?

Thanks.

LadyJaye
06-30-2008, 10:11 PM
While you're doing violence, will you punch your sister for me?

Thanks.

You're feeling casual and dangerous with your life today? :D

But I have come to understand that you INTP's like abuse. Perverts.

JAVO
06-30-2008, 10:14 PM
But I have come to understand that you INTP's like abuse. Perverts.

:shock: :doh:

Will you hug your sister for me?

:D

LadyJaye
06-30-2008, 10:21 PM
:shock: :doh:

Will you hug your sister for me?

:D

:D :hug: Hey, perverts can like hugs too! It's okay. :D

JAVO
06-30-2008, 10:23 PM
:laugh:

touche! :D

MacGuffin
06-30-2008, 10:41 PM
You're feeling casual and dangerous with your life today? :D

Every day.


But I have come to understand that you INTP's like abuse. Perverts.
You ENFxs like to give it out.

Sadists!

LadyJaye
06-30-2008, 10:46 PM
You ENFxs like to give it out.

Sadists!


ENFJ's are the dangerous ones - I find myself frequently remarking to Pink that I'm surprised she hasn't formed a massive cult following by now, complete with a compound and fanatical army. But, she tries so earnestly to keep her inner dictator at bay.

LadyJaye
06-30-2008, 10:47 PM
:laugh:

touche! :D

:hug: Awwww! Bless your heart! You're such a good sport! Hugs for you! :hug::)

MacGuffin
06-30-2008, 10:59 PM
ENFJ's are the dangerous ones - I find myself frequently remarking to Pink that I'm surprised she hasn't formed a massive cult following by now, complete with a compound and fanatical army. But, she tries so earnestly to keep her inner dictator at bay.
Tries and fails. You should still punch her.

LadyJaye
06-30-2008, 11:00 PM
Tries and fails. You should still punch her.

HEY! Any excuse to punch her is fine by me! :D

MacGuffin
06-30-2008, 11:05 PM
HEY! Any excuse to punch her is fine by me! :D
Then why did you resist the suggestion before?

Try to get her on flinching. Then you can punch her twice!

LadyJaye
06-30-2008, 11:08 PM
Then why did you resist the suggestion before?

Because I'm naturally an unpleasant and argumentative troll. That's why I live under a bridge and steal people's treasure. It's what I do.

MacGuffin
06-30-2008, 11:12 PM
Because I'm naturally an unpleasant and argumentative troll. That's why I live under a bridge and steal people's treasure. It's what I do.
We ban trolls, you know.

JAVO
06-30-2008, 11:14 PM
We ban trolls, you know.

Do it! She called INTP's "perverts"! :devil:

MacGuffin
06-30-2008, 11:20 PM
Do it! She called INTP's "perverts"! :devil:
Well that's just fact.

Oberon
06-30-2008, 11:21 PM
ENFJ's are the dangerous ones - I find myself frequently remarking to Pink that I'm surprised she hasn't formed a massive cult following by now, complete with a compound and fanatical army.

We're here... we're just under the radar. :ninja:

LadyJaye
06-30-2008, 11:21 PM
Do it! She called INTP's "perverts"! :devil:

What?! I'm not allowed to speak the truth in this forum?! I think perhaps with a minute's worth of introspection, you will admit that I'm right and stop trying to roust out the Troll of Truth. besides, I haven't stolen your gold yet, and it's on my to-do list.

wolfmaiden14
06-30-2008, 11:23 PM
We're here... we're just under the radar. :ninja:

Why would you reveal?!

JAVO
06-30-2008, 11:23 PM
Well that's just fact.


What?! I'm not allowed to speak the truth in this forum?! I think perhaps with a minute's worth of introspection, you will admit that I'm right...

:rolleyes:

OK, I concede.

:D

LadyJaye
06-30-2008, 11:24 PM
We're here... we're just under the radar. :ninja:

Oh dear, don't apprise her of that, or we may be dealing with another one of those Pink/Whatever schemes to take over the world, starting as a coup somewhere in a remote part of Paraguay.

Magic Poriferan
06-30-2008, 11:24 PM
I'm not a pervert!

I form a splinter movement from the self-admitted pervert INTPs!

LadyJaye
06-30-2008, 11:25 PM
:rolleyes:

OK, I concede.

:D

So can I have your gold or what? :D

MacGuffin
06-30-2008, 11:26 PM
I'm not a pervert!

I form a splinter movement from the self-admitted pervert INTPs!
Listen, SJ-wannabe, if you ain't a pervert, you ain't INTP!

Delilah
06-30-2008, 11:30 PM
Was someone calling me?

Magic Poriferan
06-30-2008, 11:34 PM
Listen, SJ-wannabe, if you ain't a pervert, you ain't INTP!

You're revising the definitions of types, heretic! Speak not your diatribes against me, perverter of wisdom (and just plain old pervert).

:jesus:

Tigerlily
07-01-2008, 12:41 AM
Was someone calling me?:hi: MILF.

Delilah
07-01-2008, 12:45 AM
:hi: MILF.

:hi:

I was talking perv, but yeah! I'm a member of that club too! *eyes you up*

*secret handshake*

Sister! *big boobie hugs*

DAMN! You're looking sexy today, wanna have a pillow fight?

MacGuffin
07-01-2008, 12:46 AM
:popc1:

swordpath
07-01-2008, 12:52 AM
I've prepared TWO bags of popcorn.

http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/4452/loljacksonib1.gif

Delilah
07-01-2008, 12:53 AM
:popc1:


I've prepared TWO bags of popcorn.

http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/4452/loljacksonib1.gif

Between the two of us we have you beat.

NOT invited.

swordpath
07-01-2008, 12:57 AM
I've never been invited, somehow I still manage to get in.

*Shreds open second bag of popcorn*

Delilah
07-01-2008, 12:58 AM
I've never been invited, somehow I still manage to get in.

*Shreds open second bag of popcorn*

"Beat" is about right, get in the closet and be quiet now.

swordpath
07-01-2008, 01:00 AM
Can I keep the closet door cracked open a smidgen at least?

Delilah
07-01-2008, 01:02 AM
Can I keep the closet door cracked open a smidgen at least?

*pulls out the whip, cracks it hard in your direction*

No.

swordpath
07-01-2008, 01:03 AM
Damn, a whip? Maybe I don't want to be here...

Magic Poriferan
07-01-2008, 01:03 AM
Wha?

Ermm... Well, before you have this fight, mind if I take one of those pillows first? :sleeping:

Tigerlily
07-01-2008, 01:04 AM
Can I keep the closet door cracked open a smidgen at least?*Shoves Beat, MG and their stale popcorn into the closet and closes the door* :bye:

swordpath
07-01-2008, 01:05 AM
MG, wanna throw popcorn into each other's mouths?

Delilah
07-01-2008, 01:06 AM
*Shoves Beat, MG and their stale popcorn into the closet and closes the door* :bye:

Don't forget the pillow biter. *looks at previous thread*

clueless
07-01-2008, 01:25 AM
Ok, knock it off.

Delilah
07-01-2008, 01:32 AM
Ok, knock it off.

*looks at s/n*

*laughs*

Knock WHAT off?

*chuckles*

Domino
07-01-2008, 01:54 AM
What. Are you people. Doing.

Delilah
07-01-2008, 02:01 AM
What. Are you people. Doing.

Waiting for you to take your shirt off.

*looks around*

SHIT! Wrong forum. My apologies.

*scampers off*

Domino
07-01-2008, 02:04 AM
You mean my shirt ISN'T off?! What vile fiend put this shirt on me?!

Jeffster
07-01-2008, 02:06 AM
You mean my shirt ISN'T off?! What vile fiend put this shirt on me?!

It was me. I wanted to see what you looked like in a Care Bears shirt. :wubbie:

Delilah
07-01-2008, 02:11 AM
It was me. I wanted to see what you looked like in a Care Bears shirt. :wubbie:

You're going straight to hell for putting a shirt on that sweet rack.


I'm just saying.

EffEmDoubleyou
07-01-2008, 02:15 AM
You should all be ashamed of yourselves, every last one of you!

And then you should all be rounded up and delivered to my basement, where I will avail myself of you at my leisure.

wolfmaiden14
07-01-2008, 02:19 AM
You mean my shirt ISN'T off?! What vile fiend put this shirt on me?!

*nosebleed*

;)

JAVO
07-01-2008, 02:43 AM
So can I have your gold or what? :D
Sure! :D


What. Are you people. Doing.
Nothing. Nothing at all. And we weren't talking about you or anything either! :yes:

EffEmDoubleyou
07-01-2008, 02:52 AM
Pink's sweet-ass new avatar makes her a PILF.

Domino
07-01-2008, 03:15 AM
AHAHAHHA! The INTx Squad is here to tamper with my sanity! Too late! I washed it in my other pants and it disintegrated!

Wolfmaiden and I will accept your terms of surrender now.

JAVO
07-01-2008, 03:42 AM
AHAHAHHA! The INTx Squad is here to tamper with my sanity! Too late! I washed it in my other pants and it disintegrated!


NF Smokescreen! :dry:

OK, she's on the run now!

Mole
07-01-2008, 04:13 AM
Of course the title of this thread is cheap and shallow. But that is not unusual. So why does it bother me?

It is certainly an attack on the dignity of others. But that is not unusual.

I think what I find disturbing is that it is open perversion.

It is perversion that is socially acceptable on MBTI.

This is odd as we have just finished condemning a perversion that was socially acceptable within a powerful, global institution.

And the problem is that such a perversion is sign of deep moral corruption. And such moral corruption is not curable. It can only be cut out.

Tigerlily
07-01-2008, 04:15 AM
Only a pervert would say such things.

Mole
07-01-2008, 04:35 AM
Only a pervert would say such things.

This is clever, shallow, intuitive and malicious - the reality behind the image.

Tigerlily
07-01-2008, 04:37 AM
This is clever and shallow - a perfect image consultant.Nice backhanded compliment and you read profiles. What more could a girl ask for. :rolleyes:

Magic Poriferan
07-01-2008, 05:15 AM
Victor seems like a missionary.
I loath missionaries.

Oberon
07-01-2008, 11:59 AM
You mean my shirt ISN'T off?! What vile fiend put this shirt on me?!

I dunno, but while it's on you, may I ride around in the... [ahem] ...breast pocket?

Falcarius
07-01-2008, 12:53 PM
I am so disappointed with this thread, I expected it to at the very least have pictures of Tsintaosaurus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsintaosaurus), Cryolophosaurus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cryolophosaurus_ellioti),and Dilophosaurus; (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dilophosaurus) they are all 'dinosaur I'd like to fuck' after all.;)

wolfmaiden14
07-01-2008, 02:44 PM
AHAHAHHA! The INTx Squad is here to tamper with my sanity! Too late! I washed it in my other pants and it disintegrated!

Wolfmaiden and I will accept your terms of surrender now.

*pokes Pink*

..what was sanity again?

Oberon
07-01-2008, 04:11 PM
wm!

I'm delighted to see you back in the forum. I've missed you.

MacGuffin
07-01-2008, 04:12 PM
Of course the title of this thread is cheap and shallow. But that is not unusual. So why does it bother me?

It is certainly an attack on the dignity of others. But that is not unusual.

I think what I find disturbing is that it is open perversion.

It is perversion that is socially acceptable on MBTI.

This is odd as we have just finished condemning a perversion that was socially acceptable within a powerful, global institution.

And the problem is that such a perversion is sign of deep moral corruption. And such moral corruption is not curable. It can only be cut out.

It's okay, many male INTJs freak out like that when confronted with the sexual.

We don't expect you to get it.

booyalab
07-01-2008, 04:13 PM
Gorilla I'd like to fuck?

Samuel De Mazarin
07-01-2008, 04:34 PM
Gorilla I'd like to fuck?

Gimp I'd like to fuck (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gimp_(sadomasochism))?

prplchknz
07-01-2008, 04:45 PM
Gorilla I'd like to fuck?
that sounds painful :shock::cry: though if I remember correctly gorilla's have the smallest penises of primates so maybe not painful. Ok I'll fuck a gorilla only if he wants it and doesn't pumble me to death after


Gimp I'd like to fuck (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gimp_(sadomasochism))?

why not fuck a gimp if you want to? I don't know of any GILFs though.

Samuel De Mazarin
07-01-2008, 05:31 PM
why not fuck a gimp if you want to? I don't know of any GILFs though.

I'm not much into bondage... frankly, I much prefer the feel of skin over that of leather.

Mole
07-03-2008, 01:09 AM
MBTI, lifted from, "Personality Types", was created during WW II as a form of reification.

On the other side, "Personality Types", together with Somatic Types was used to reify living people, that is, turn them into things so they could be killed. As it is much easier to kill a thing rather than a living person.

On our side it was merely used to feed women into the war machine.

But on both sides of WW II, MBTI was used to reify living human beings.

And living human beings were reified into four magic letters like INTJ.

Today of course MBTI is not used to kill or feed women into the war machine.

MBTI is still used to reify living people but in s disguised form.

But MBTI can't help reifying people into four letters.

And the four reified letters reveal themselves as MILF, GILF and DILF.

Those who reify themselves and us into four letters betray our common humanity.

Oberon
07-03-2008, 02:12 AM
Very nice, Victor, very nice.

Now class, who else has something to contribute?

Mole
07-03-2008, 02:45 AM
Very nice, Victor, very nice.

Now class, who else has something to contribute?

It may seem that those who reify others are cheap, shallow and nasty but the truth is more serious - they are motivated by ressentiment.

Ressentiment is not only bone marrow deep but deeply concealed.

And it is essential it is concealed for it is such a hatred of itself and others, it dare not show its face.

And unable to show its face, it whispers to others its secret of self hatred - see, it says, I am just like you - let us join together and despoil the happiness of others.

Let us despoil falling in love with perverted sex and narcotics.
Let us despoil the deep down freshness of things with stale conformity.

And let us conceal it all with smart cleverness.
Let us sneer at what is good and beautiful.

Let us despoil ourselves - for this is ressentiment.

Oberon
07-03-2008, 02:48 AM
Victor, do you imagine that you're going to convince the members of this forum to disperse?

Mole
07-03-2008, 02:52 AM
Victor, do you imagine that you're going to convince the members of this forum to disperse?

Merely to look in the mirror.

sleep
07-03-2008, 02:55 AM
But Victor, this is where silly stuff goes, not where serious gloom and words like 'reify' do. The title of the thread is MILFs, GILFs, and DILFs. Not to mention the fact that the forum itself is the fluff zone. Why not loosen up? Really now. I don't even get if this is a Andy Kaufman-esque prank or not.

Oberon
07-03-2008, 02:59 AM
Merely to look in the mirror.

To what purpose?

Mole
07-03-2008, 03:03 AM
But Victor, this is where silly stuff goes, not where serious gloom and words like 'reify' do. The title of the thread is MILFs, GILFs, and DILFs. Not to mention the fact that the forum itself is the fluff zone. Why not loosen up? Really now. I don't even get if this is a Andy Kaufman-esque prank or not.

It's true, to talk about reification and ressentiment in the fluff zone is transgressive.

And it's true, to be transgressive is trendy.

But look at it this way - each image has a foreground and background - and the foreground is highlighted to the extent it contrasts with the background.

And what higher contrast could there be than that between reification, ressentiment and fluff?

sleep
07-03-2008, 03:12 AM
But look at it this way - each image has a foreground and background - and the foreground is highlighted to the extent it contrasts with the background.


Exactly, but you have it backwards. The fluff zone is here to be a foreground to the more serious things going on everywhere else. That's the reason it exists, because sometimes people make playful topics in serious forums and those get moved here. Being superduper serious is for elsewhere.

Mole
07-03-2008, 03:17 AM
To what purpose?

When you look in the mirror, you see yourself.

So a mirror is a map of yourself.

But there are many different kinds of maps - there is the map, the mirror, in the bathroom - there is the reflection of you in the eyes of the group - and there is the reflection of you in my eyes.

It is important to remember that the map is not the territory - so it is wise to consult a number of maps.

So you can look at your own reflection in the bathroom or you can look at your reflection in the eyes of this group or you can look at your reflection in my eyes.

Some reflections will be familiar to you and some unfamiliar.
Some reflections you will like and some you won't like.
But each reflection is a reflection of you.

You may ask, "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all". And you will probably get the answer you are looking for.

Or you may see a reflection you don't recognize at all - and that is the most interesting of all.

sleep
07-03-2008, 03:18 AM
You know what I have to say to you and your shenanigans, Victor?

PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS ANUS POOP BOOBS TITS

Mole
07-03-2008, 03:21 AM
Exactly, but you have it backwards. The fluff zone is here to be a foreground to the more serious things going on everywhere else. That's the reason it exists, because sometimes people make playful topics in serious forums and those get moved here. Being superduper serious is for elsewhere.

This is true - I have reversed the rule.

You are quite right - I have it backwards deliberately.

I have reversed the rule deliberately for a purpose - to create a striking image.

And I am delighted to say, you can't take your eyes away.

Mole
07-03-2008, 03:24 AM
You know what I have to say to you and your shenanigans, Victor?

PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS ANUS POOP BOOBS TITS

It's true, boys think farting is funny.

EffEmDoubleyou
07-03-2008, 03:32 AM
You know what I have to say to you and your shenanigans, Victor?

PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS ANUS POOP BOOBS TITS

Hey hey, this is the Fluff Zone! That's quite enough of your esoteric intellectual wanking!

sleep
07-03-2008, 03:49 AM
My bad. I just thought "Fire with fire", you know?

Mole
07-03-2008, 05:54 AM
My bad. I just thought "Fire with fire", you know?

Of course this is a perfect example of ressentiment - when you have nothing to say, put other people down, under the guise of a joke.

But I see through your disguise and I am not laughing.

sleep
07-03-2008, 06:00 AM
EXIT sleep, stage left.

Enjoy your thread, you intellectual titan, you.

Mole
07-03-2008, 01:06 PM
EXIT sleep, stage left.

Enjoy your thread, you intellectual titan, you.

I don't know why you won't join me up here on Mount Olympus. Don't be shy - you could be a god too.

We could embody all the virtues and all the vices between us. Let them marvel at us - no, let them worship us.

And when we become bored, we could descend and impregnate the prettiest and set a godling amongst them.

And watch the comedy and tragedy of their mortal lives.

And when we become tired, we can draw up the clouds under our chins and fall into the deepest, deepest sleep.