Corrupt politician

[Lateralus]

I've been thinking about what I should do after I finish school this semester and a corrupt politician was the first thing that popped into my head. That probably says some pretty strange stuff about me. But anyway, I wouldn't be looking to get to the national level. Just city/county or maybe state politics would be enough.

Thoughts?



(I'm only halfway kidding. If I actually got involved in politics, I'd probably run into too many ethical problems to become corrupt, but I like to keep my options open. )

[Jack Flak]

I think armed robbery would satisfy your adrenaline fix more instantaneously. Same difference tho.

[Lateralus]

You might be right, but I have this aversion to prison ass raping. I think I could avoid prison much more easily as a politician.

[disTant_eCHo]

I was at a BBQ last week to help raise some money for someone that passed away and one of the guys my age was sitting across from me and he was asking this 4-year old what he wanted to be when he grew up. At first the kid said he wanted to be a cop but then he said he wanted to be a gangster, so the enemy (that is what I reflectively refer to Chris as for other reasons) told him he could grow up to be a crooked cop. Now that kid wants to be a crooked cop, lol.