Psychotherapist - I love taking people apart, interacting, helping, seeing the big picture, using humor to make people feel good, could teach workshops, could integrate Zen, I could write / exhaustion, shyness might set in
Research Psychologist - Love teaching (probably the most of anything), enjoy coming up with ideas and merging ideas, enjoy the academic setting, I could write / politics, funding, research too tedious
Attorney - Enjoy debate, already have the degree, could help people, $$$ / tedious, constant confrontation, doesn't promote other goals like compassion
Human ethologist - awesome, but might get boring / no money, no schools, no one will hire me, involves research
School isn't a big deal for me, and I could figure out a way to get funding.
So America, cast your vote!