When you come to Baltimore, a.k.a. "Charm City," don't expect the bathrooms at Mickey D's to just be unlocked for patrons to go in and out as they please. Oh, no my friend. You must specifically go up to an employee and request that they unlock the bathroom, and you have five minutes in there before "time's up," lest you be found taking a heroin nap in the stall. Inner city scene not for you? Not to worry- in the suburbs, there's none of that sort of riffraff! Instead, you will be treated to the sight of moms with their Ralph Lauren-clad offspring in the local Pizza Hut nodding off, from just having shot up in the minivan ten mins. earlier.
There are many fine businesses, landmarks, and cultural institutions anywhere you go in Maryland. As you go about your business, savor the hospitality of the locals as they attempt to solicit you outside the bank.
