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    Default Friend job.

    So I've decided having exhausted most menial avenues for jobs, I have decided to look for something more exotic.

    After lots of examination and cross referencing it has been determined that my talent lies in being a friend to others, someone to laugh and hang out with.

    Now here is the tricky part: are there any jobs at being a friend to someone where it isn't sexual or at least doesn't become sexual?
    'One of (Lucas) Cranach's masterpieces, discussed by (Joseph) Koerner, is in it's self-referentiality the perfect expression of left-hemisphere emptiness and a precursor of post-modernism. There is no longer anything to point to beyond, nothing Other, so it points pointlessly to itself.' - Iain McGilChrist

    Suppose a tree fell down, Pooh, when we were underneath it?"
    "Suppose it didn't," said Pooh, after careful thought.
    Piglet was comforted by this.
    - A.A. Milne.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AffirmitiveAnxiety View Post
    So I've decided having exhausted most menial avenues for jobs, I have decided to look for something more exotic.

    After lots of examination and cross referencing it has been determined that my talent lies in being a friend to others, someone to laugh and hang out with.

    Now here is the tricky part: are there any jobs at being a friend to someone where it isn't sexual or at least doesn't become sexual?
    Customer service?

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    Quote Originally Posted by yeghor View Post
    Customer service?
    That's not a friend job I fucking hate customer service.
    'One of (Lucas) Cranach's masterpieces, discussed by (Joseph) Koerner, is in it's self-referentiality the perfect expression of left-hemisphere emptiness and a precursor of post-modernism. There is no longer anything to point to beyond, nothing Other, so it points pointlessly to itself.' - Iain McGilChrist

    Suppose a tree fell down, Pooh, when we were underneath it?"
    "Suppose it didn't," said Pooh, after careful thought.
    Piglet was comforted by this.
    - A.A. Milne.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AffirmitiveAnxiety View Post
    That's not a friend job I fucking hate customer service.
    Elderly care?

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    Quote Originally Posted by yeghor View Post
    Elderly care?
    If you like wiping old arses.......
    'One of (Lucas) Cranach's masterpieces, discussed by (Joseph) Koerner, is in it's self-referentiality the perfect expression of left-hemisphere emptiness and a precursor of post-modernism. There is no longer anything to point to beyond, nothing Other, so it points pointlessly to itself.' - Iain McGilChrist

    Suppose a tree fell down, Pooh, when we were underneath it?"
    "Suppose it didn't," said Pooh, after careful thought.
    Piglet was comforted by this.
    - A.A. Milne.

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    Any job is a friend job, you just gotta get a job in the right place with the right people
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haven View Post
    Any job is a friend job, you just gotta get a job in the right place with the right people
    This.

    There is a lot of luck involved with that, but it's most certainly possible to find it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AffirmitiveAnxiety View Post
    So I've decided having exhausted most menial avenues for jobs, I have decided to look for something more exotic.

    After lots of examination and cross referencing it has been determined that my talent lies in being a friend to others, someone to laugh and hang out with.

    Now here is the tricky part: are there any jobs at being a friend to someone where it isn't sexual or at least doesn't become sexual?
    Tour guide?

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    Quote Originally Posted by yeghor View Post
    Tour guide?
    How about I shove some Turkish delight up your arse so far it comes out your nose in cubes, then we can sell that.
    'One of (Lucas) Cranach's masterpieces, discussed by (Joseph) Koerner, is in it's self-referentiality the perfect expression of left-hemisphere emptiness and a precursor of post-modernism. There is no longer anything to point to beyond, nothing Other, so it points pointlessly to itself.' - Iain McGilChrist

    Suppose a tree fell down, Pooh, when we were underneath it?"
    "Suppose it didn't," said Pooh, after careful thought.
    Piglet was comforted by this.
    - A.A. Milne.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AffirmitiveAnxiety View Post
    How about I shove some Turkish delight up your arse so far it comes out your nose in cubes, then we can sell that.
    I can see that you would make a very good friend...

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