Now that I'm looking at this again, it seems clear that it's geared towards men. I'm sure most remotely attractive women in the sciences pretty much have their pick.
Originally Posted by Athenian200
I wish I were more interested in Math. Seems to be the best place to go to get away from all that... stuff.
You don't have to be. Just fake it. Go on and on about how 0 is perfect in its astounding symmetry, on the way its presence is always special in any equation, and that the fact that its nothingness is the most beautiful thing you've ever seen. I'm fairly certain even the most persistent of suitors would run away screaming at that.