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Originally Posted by cafe
My son (fifth grade) thinks he's hilarious, but only recently has he started making some truly funny jokes.
Him: What do you call a Wii with one controller?
Victim: I don't know, what?
Him: A Mii!
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Originally Posted by Ivy
My mom recently asked Thing 2 if he needed a clean diaper. He answered "No. You can't change me." That would have been funny in its own way, but then she asked "Why not?" And he replied, trying not to smile: "Because. It's changerous." Baby's first pun. |
Sounds very precocious !!
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Originally Posted by Lateralus
When I was two, I would roll around on the floor yelling "poopoo". The crowd went wild.
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