Upon writing this paragraph,
proteanmix suddenly realized she knows next to nothing about herself, which has plunged her into an existential crisis.
The only way to solve the riddle of her being is to quit her anonymous cube dweller, straight-outta-college job with a kick-ass internet connection(
), and begin traveling the world in search of self.
She will begin the arduous road to self-discovery at one of the Seven Tourist Wonders of the World, The Serengeti and view the great migration of animals from the comfort of a pimped out Land Rover.
She promises to bring everyone back a key chain.
Some Fun Facts:
1. Has dirty thoughts about certain AIM smileys.
2. Sometimes wishes she had a prehensile tail.
3. Should not be trusted to do laundry.
About
Eileen...
She's a soldier. She's a teacher. She's
