Me:
I'm funny, happy, loving, caring, sharing, generous, courteous, fun, handsome (and that's an understatement), friendly, kind, outgoing (okay, that's a lie), courageous, omnipresent, clean, dirty, and just a good guy all around.
. . . *thinking*. . . Did I mention "funny"?
Introducing nottaprettygal:
Turns out . . . she's a very pretty gal. And that twist in her username is indicitive of other twists in her online persona. For instance, she really doesn't hate you. Truth is, it's not personal, she just likes to burn you for her own entertainment. So don't feel sad. . . feel privileged. And take satisfaction in the fact that you were just burned by npg, and it actually felt good, didn't it?
On a personal note, she's the love of my life, which means you should watch your mouth because I wouldn't hesitate to ban you for messing with my woman.
And as usual. . . have a nice day.
