Me
I'm super cool. . . that's all you need to know.
If you must know more, I'm in my mid-20s, and I kick people in the balls/ovaries when they enthusiastically say, "Ahh, those are the best years of your life!" Currently, I'm in school working on my master's degree in public policy. I know, I'm not as dumb as I look.
I like to think of myself as an INTJ but with advanced social skills. And by social skills I mean drinking too much and making a fool out of myself. If I insult you, there's a 95% chance that I'm just joking around. Go ahead, insult me back. . . Wait. Please. Don't. I'm sensitive.
Haight
Be sure to PM him with all of your complaints. He loves that.
Haight's a pretty laid-back guy both on and off the forums. If you're curious as to whether or not he's read the non-fiction book you're currently reading, don't worry, he has it covered. Despite owning over 2000 books, Haight's grammar and spelling leaves much to be desired. He has only smoked crack a couple of times, but now he utters his mantra, "Hugs not drugs" in front of the mirror each morning. When asked to describe himself in a single word, Haight said, "complicated." However, this writer thinks that he's flattering himself a bit with that one.
Always nerdy, occasionally witty, and only slightly Jew-y. . . this is Haight.