ROTFL wonderful idea for a thread!
Hello my name is Victor, and I'm an Aussie who's convinced that the world just simply doesn't get enough of my nonsensical insights into random shit. Maybe I need to smoke a few more joints in order to get the brain cells working. *puff* Ahhh that's better.
Have you ever wondered why Bananas aren't called "Yellows"? Cause wouldn't it be so kickass to walk into work one morning and talk about the wonderful slice of "Yellow" you had for breakfast. I cannot think of a better way to get a boner.
"Yellows" are the greatest aphrodisiac ever, not least of which because they are wonderfully shaped like a penis. Why is the shape of the penis so alluring? Why even have shapes? Perhaps we should all be random specimens of liquid slime. Yeah, humanity will finally live in peace only when we transform into slime.
Yeah, slime, the same substance that they kept talking about in Ghostbusters II. Yeah..............
