Here's seven. Because seven is a lucky number and I can't think up any more.
1) You don't have a car
2) You're broke
3) You don't eat regularly
4) You clean your house twice a year
5) You don't always remember to wash your teeth
6) You usually don't do much of anything other people consider "doing something"
7) You justify all these by some save-the-world scheme
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