Star Wars IV, V & VI suck (unfucked original version, Lucas' CGI bukkake edit doesn't exist in my reality).
IV: Low budget crap, cheap-ass looking dull plastic helmet Vader, whiny Luke.
V: Doesn't actually suck it self (*snerrrk*, heh heh...) but because it's good it makes me depressed that the other five films suck ass.
VI: Motherfucking Ewoks.
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